So I "met" this girl online, and she claims to love me too. Even though we've never met and I don't know if she's a total fatty, I love her anyway. I've written her poetry, and she's written poetry back. Should I totally marry this fat waste of space or should I continue posting threads about it and ignoring common sense for a few more months first?
Originally posted by st00p1dfac3fat chicks have a high percentage of big boobs. it's a game of numbers!
So I "met" this girl online, and she claims to love me too. Even though we've never met and I don't know if she's a total fatty, I love her anyway. I've written her poetry, and she's written poetry back. Should I totally marry this fat waste of space or should I continue posting threads about it and ignoring common sense for a few more months first?
Originally posted by st00p1dfac3Totally gay....turn your computer off and go outside, meet people. Online romance is for sucks.
So I "met" this girl online, and she claims to love me too. Even though we've never met and I don't know if she's a total fatty, I love her anyway. I've written her poetry, and she's written poetry back. Should I totally marry this fat waste of space or should I continue posting threads about it and ignoring common sense for a few more months first?
Originally posted by st00p1dfac3I didn't know you were feeling that serious dude. I want to apologise: it's been me sending you the poetry and stuff. But ever since the meet I cannot stop thinking about manly love with you. You'd be the daddy: that goes without saying. 😉
So I "met" this girl online, and she claims to love me too. Even though we've never met and I don't know if she's a total fatty, I love her anyway. I've written her poetry, and she's written poetry back. Should I totally marry this fat waste of space or should I continue posting threads about it and ignoring common sense for a few more months first?
Originally posted by demonseedThe old dude said as much.
I didn't know you were feeling that serious dude. I want to apologise: it's been me sending you the poetry and stuff. But ever since the meet I cannot stop thinking about manly love with you. You'd be the daddy: that goes without saying. 😉
I'm sorry you had to find out about my feelings this way - but now the question is: How do we bring the Black North and the Free South together?
Originally posted by st00p1dfac3Seriously!! Enough of the black north already!!
The old dude said as much.
I'm sorry you had to find out about my feelings this way - but now the question is: How do we bring the Black North and the Free South together?
The south bought their freedom by selling us out so it's not the "free south" it's the "buy and sell you" south.
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I met a chick on-line: it didn't work out.
I met a few chicks in bars: it didn't work out.
I met a chick in rehab: rehab didn't work out, can't remember what actually happened to the chick.
Originally posted by demonseedWell, it's not our fault that the north was slacking while the free state revolutioned. You sleepers didn't contribute so you got ditched... what can you do?
Seriously!! Enough of the black north already!!
The south bought their freedom by selling us out so it's not the "free south" it's the "buy and sell you" south.
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I met a chick on-line: it didn't work out.
I met a few chicks in bars: it didn't work out.
I met a chick in rehab: rehab didn't work out, can't remember what actually happened to the chick.
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I met a chick on-line: It totally worked out.
I met a few chicks in bars: It totally worked out.
I met chicks in rehab: It totally worked out (unless you mean rehab and not getting laid which is what I meant.)
Originally posted by st00p1dfac3What's wrong with fat chicks?
Ok. My thread has been totally derailed. This is supposed to be a sarcastic commentary on someone who is claiming to love someone else who lives on the almost opposite side of the globe. Let's keep it together people. We're making fun of fatties and online love here...