Its just one of those days !!!

Originally posted by shortcircuit
Dude, what did you eat?????

When? The 70's?

The funniest thing is seeing the old "Microwave Cookbook" at my father's house when I take care of it... Did you know you can cook a roast in the microwave?

Good luck with that!

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
When? The 70's?

The funniest thing is seeing the old "Microwave Cookbook" at my father's house when I take care of it... Did you know you fan cook a roast in the microwave?

Good luck with that!

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You misunderstood...they meant you stand outside the microwave and wave at it as it cooks. 😛

Originally posted by Phlabibit
Try a roll of toilet paper... have a fire extinguisher on hand.

😞

Also, put a fly in there... damn thing wont die!

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I microwaved a Yellow Pages once. I expected it to catch fire but it didn't. When I tried to take it out it just disintegrated.

Originally posted by Daemon Sin
I microwaved a Yellow Pages once. I expected it to catch fire but it didn't. When I tried to take it out it just disintegrated.

so you sort of let your fingers do the walking through the yellow pages?

Originally posted by silly mctall
kick the cat ( not really sorry cat lovers)

Is that "not really sorry, cat lovers" or "not really, sorry, cat lovers"?

Originally posted by Daemon Sin
I microwaved a Yellow Pages once. I expected it to catch fire but it didn't. When I tried to take it out it just disintegrated.

Green plastic army men on a paper plate was a major disappointment for me. Nothing happened at all. 😞

Originally posted by rbmorris
Green plastic army men on a paper plate was a major disappointment for me. Nothing happened at all. 😞

That is because they were the good guys....Nail those gray boys and they melt like you wouldn't believe...because they had no backbone. 😉

Originally posted by darvlay
Try this:

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I, too, enjoyed this post. Though I did snort coffee onto my keyboard.

Originally posted by Jay Joos
But you have to justify ripping someones head off !!!!

Damn right im a maniac,watch your back cos im messing up your program....your best bet is to stay away....its just one of those days!!!!

Originally posted by Nordlys
Is that "not really sorry, cat lovers" or "not really, sorry, cat lovers"?

cant quite decide yet all depends on how many crap in my garden when i get home.

Originally posted by silly mctall
cant quite decide yet all depends on how many crap in my garden when i get home.

I will have to set Felidae onto you !!!