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...a dishwasher.
I'm tall and muscular and I've been told I'm quite handsome so I think being sweaty in a tight white shirt would be a good look for me 🤔

My first choice was to be a princess but I'm a 40 year old man so I don't think it will happen.

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@chessturd said
...a dishwasher.
I'm tall and muscular and I've been told I'm quite handsome so I think being sweaty in a tight white shirt would be a good look for me 🤔

My first choice was to be a princess but I'm a 40 year old man so I don't think it will happen.
You wouldn't be the first 40-year-old man in a tutu and tiara I've seen.

Have the courage to follow your dreams.

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@chessturd said
...a dishwasher.
I'm tall and muscular and I've been told I'm quite handsome so I think being sweaty in a tight white shirt would be a good look for me 🤔

My first choice was to be a princess but I'm a 40 year old man so I don't think it will happen.
You’ll always be a bit of a Princess to me chessturd.
I only came here to break up the superhero convention 😉

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@chessturd said
...a dishwasher.
I'm tall and muscular and I've been told I'm quite handsome so I think being sweaty in a tight white shirt would be a good look for me 🤔
It's the look not the label that matters. I bet you'd be privy to some awesome kitchen fights.

But how do you feel about dishpan hands?

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@caesar-salad said
It's the look not the label that matters. I bet you'd be privy to some awesome kitchen fights.

But how do you feel about dishpan hands?
There is a thing called 'rubber gloves' for doing dishes!!! 😉

Providing of course there isn't a dishwasher. 😉

-VR

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@caesar-salad said
I bet you'd be privy to some awesome kitchen fights.
You mean like that Steve Segal movie 'Under Siege' where he was an ex Navy Seal turned cook.

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@chessturd said
...a dishwasher.
I'm tall and muscular and I've been told I'm quite handsome so I think being sweaty in a tight white shirt would be a good look for me 🤔

My first choice was to be a princess but I'm a 40 year old man so I don't think it will happen.
Is it a bird, is it a plane, NO its the Dish Pig !

There is a kids cartoon in there somewhere.

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😒

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@suzianne said
You wouldn't be the first 40-year-old man in a tutu and tiara I've seen.

Have the courage to follow your dreams.
Will I be the second one?

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@chessturd said
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Don't look so glum.
Pepper Pig has made her creators multi millionaires.
I reckon Dish Pig could be even bigger !

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@chessturd

Now don't take this the wrong way. I was having a bowel movement and for some unknown reason 'chessturd' popped into my mind!!! 😉

-VR

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@the-gravedigger said
Don't look so glum.
Pepper Pig has made her creators multi millionaires.
I reckon Dish Pig could be even bigger !
I'm going to be famous 🤔

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@very-rusty said
@chessturd

Now don't take this the wrong way. I was having a bowel movement and for some unknown reason 'chessturd' popped into my mind!!! 😉

-VR
Hahaha

Gross.

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@chessturd said
Hahaha

Gross.
Hey, that is mild compared to some stuff I've seen on here!!! 😉

-VR

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a bird. I like flying.

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