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ive found a leopard cub!!!!

ive found a leopard cub!!!!

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ive found a leopard cub!!!!

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Originally posted by TheMasaiTribe
ive found a leopard cub!!!!
Where did you find this leopard cub?

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Originally posted by TheMasaiTribe
ive found a leopard cub!!!!
You are so full of it and obviously bored out of your mind!! Have you considered getting a job or, gasp, learning how to play chess?

~ Cheshire Cat 😀

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Originally posted by Cheshire Cat
You are so full of it and obviously bored out of your mind!! Have you considered getting a job or, gasp, learning how to play chess?

~ Cheshire Cat 😀
Come on now, he (she?) is 5-0.

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Originally posted by rwingett
Come on now, he (she?) is 5-0.
Ah yes, but unfortunately fido128 seems to have fallen for the same 3 move attack in 4 of them in 1 day.

You say you know about Leopards. Know anything about Cheaters, ahem, I mean Cheetahs?

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YES I DO

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A Masai with a computer? I did not know the Masai where high tech. When did that happen?

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Originally posted by Ragnorak
Ah yes, but unfortunately fido128 seems to have fallen for the same 3 move attack in 4 of them in 1 day.

You say you know about Leopards. Know anything about Cheaters, ahem, I mean Cheetahs?

D
I agree with you. Nobody plays chess that bad.

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Originally posted by TheMasaiTribe
YES I DO
Your games against Fido128 do seem to be rather suspicious. You're not a cheetah are you?

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Originally posted by arrakis
I agree with you. Nobody plays chess that bad.
I disagree... I have actually won with fool's mate! OTB! Four games in a row! Well ok, the girl was 6th grade and I did feel kind of sorry for bashing her like that... but it was fun, as she had told me about 2 minutes earlier that it was easy to beat me because I didn't have a strategy... i told her to shut up, my strategy was just too sophisticated for her 😛 She proved me right 🙄

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Sometimes I think I've found a leopard cub, but it turns out to be something else. Like an old shoe. Or a stray gerbil. Or a stack of pancakes. Or a fallout shelter. Or a string bean. Or a 1953 Buick Roadmaster Wagon. It's usally a leopard cub though.

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Originally posted by Officer Dibble
Sometimes I think I've found a leopard cub, but it turns out to be something else. Like an old shoe. Or a stray gerbil. Or a stack of pancakes. Or a fallout shelter. Or a string bean. Or a 1953 Buick Roadmaster Wagon. It's usally a leopard cub though.
You're not being very helpful . Obviously the man's looking for recipe suggestions . And I'd definitely go with something light and fruity on the wine .

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
You're not being very helpful . Obviously the man's looking for recipe suggestions . And I'd definitely go with something light and fruity on the wine .
Something you could do with the tail: I don't know what it's called in English (Ok, I'm not even sure how to spell it in German), but you know this thing where you dip something into a spirit and the set fire to it? Mmmmh nice and crispy.

... wonder if you could make a bowling ball out of the head?

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Originally posted by angie88
Something you could do with the tail: I don't know what it's called in English (Ok, I'm not even sure how to spell it in German), but you know this thing where you dip something into a spirit and the set fire to it? Mmmmh nice and crispy.

... wonder if you could make a bowling ball out of the head?
If you're thinking what I am , english steals the word from french-flambe' (Help with the spelling , anyone ?)

As far as the head being used as a bowling ball , sure . It's only ecologicly sound and humane to kill all types of animals that every part of them may get used . Rugs , waste baskets , decorative clothing accessories , you name it ; we'll be "green" and kill and use evry part of the leopard . And when we get down to the last dozen , we'll put them in a zoo or stuff them so that everyone can see how magnificent they once looked .