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Originally posted by eatmybishop
i met a girl on new years eve... problem is i ended up going back to hers and poking my bishop , i got her mob no but not sure whether to call 'cause she was an easy lay, but i do like her... i kinda wish she didnt offer it to me on the first date now
You don't deserve her.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
I'm pretty sure that if men could get pregnant, they would have periods as well... and then bloody would take on a whole new boastful meaning!!

"I've got my period... man... the bed sheets were like Vietnam...."
*insert random grunting*
Dude, I spurted blood out of this thing for like two feet!

Watch me do it again!

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Originally posted by wormwood
I prefer my women slutty, smart and sarcastic. I could never understand what the big deal was supposed to be with the sweet & nice virgin-prude-madonna-mother bimbos. easy is good.
You have good taste in women 😵

"Lipstick feminist" describes my fantasy girl.

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
I like that type too, as long as they dont mind getting a backhand from time to time.
As long as you don't mind a knee to the groin from time to time...

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Originally posted by pawnhandler
As long as you don't mind a knee to the groin from time to time...
That's why your backhands need authority.

And you should wear a cup.

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Originally posted by eatmybishop
i met a girl on new years eve... problem is i ended up going back to hers and poking my bishop , i got her mob no but not sure whether to call 'cause she was an easy lay, but i do like her... i kinda wish she didnt offer it to me on the first date now
She probably has the clap.

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Originally posted by slimjim
She probably has the clap.
Thus, condoms.

Could be AIDS too. Or herpes. Or genital warts...

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Originally posted by eatmybishop
i met a girl on new years eve... problem is i ended up going back to hers and poking my bishop , i got her mob no but not sure whether to call 'cause she was an easy lay, but i do like her... i kinda wish she didnt offer it to me on the first date now
Was her tatoo spelt right? Or did it say 'slug.' 😏

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
There would probably be a lot less whimsical sex going on if guys could get pregnant.

P-
Nah, there'd just be loads of pregnant men wandering around... 😉

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Originally posted by Marinkatomb
Nah, there'd just be loads of pregnant men wandering around... 😉
I thought that's what beer bellies were.

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Not funny. 😞😞😞😞😞

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
It will never work. Move on or make her a fwb.
Whats an fwb?

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Originally posted by wormwood
I prefer my women slutty, smart and sarcastic.
My thoughts, exactly.

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Originally posted by eatmybishop
i met a girl on new years eve... problem is i ended up going back to hers and poking my bishop , i got her mob no but not sure whether to call 'cause she was an easy lay, but i do like her... i kinda wish she didnt offer it to me on the first date now
She is not responsible for her actions. It was her whore moans.

GRANNY.

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Originally posted by eatmybishop
i met a girl on new years eve... problem is i ended up going back to hers and poking my bishop , i got her mob no but not sure whether to call 'cause she was an easy lay, but i do like her... i kinda wish she didnt offer it to me on the first date now
i meet one too, in a huff

she asked me to soap her back, but all i did was prod stuff 🙁