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i met a girl on new years eve... problem is i ended up going back to hers and poking my bishop , i got her mob no but not sure whether to call 'cause she was an easy lay, but i do like her... i kinda wish she didnt offer it to me on the first date now

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Originally posted by eatmybishop
i met a girl on new years eve... problem is i ended up going back to hers and poking my bishop , i got her mob no but not sure whether to call 'cause she was an easy lay, but i do like her... i kinda wish she didnt offer it to me on the first date now
I thought sure this was going to be about a girl who helped you get a couch in your van.

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Originally posted by eatmybishop
i met a girl on new years eve... problem is i ended up going back to hers and poking my bishop , i got her mob no but not sure whether to call 'cause she was an easy lay, but i do like her... i kinda wish she didnt offer it to me on the first date now
SHE was an easy lay? What about you?

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Originally posted by shavixmir
SHE was an easy lay? What about you?
There would probably be a lot less whimsical sex going on if guys could get pregnant.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
SHE was an easy lay? What about you?
im about as easy as they come, hence the name

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i think we're made for each other... thanks for the help

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
There would probably be a lot less whimsical sex going on if guys could get pregnant.

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I'm pretty sure that if men could get pregnant, they would have periods as well... and then bloody would take on a whole new boastful meaning!!

"I've got my period... man... the bed sheets were like Vietnam...."
*insert random grunting*

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Originally posted by shavixmir
SHE was an easy lay? What about you?
Well, bishop here "has been working in IT for over 10 years" so he's not a very socially adept person.

IT nerds take what they can get...

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Originally posted by Crowley
Well, bishop here "has been working in IT for over 10 years" so he's not a very socially adept person.

IT nerds take what they can get...
Working in IT for ten years?
That sounds positively...uh... positive.

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Originally posted by eatmybishop
i met a girl on new years eve... problem is i ended up going back to hers and poking my bishop , i got her mob no but not sure whether to call 'cause she was an easy lay, but i do like her... i kinda wish she didnt offer it to me on the first date now
It will never work. Move on or make her a fwb.

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Originally posted by eatmybishop
i met a girl on new years eve... problem is i ended up going back to hers and poking my bishop , i got her mob no but not sure whether to call 'cause she was an easy lay, but i do like her... i kinda wish she didnt offer it to me on the first date now
Hey, I have a GOOD idea. If you guys were quite drunk, she might have forgotten what you look like. Therefore, if you give ME the number I could call her up on your behalf and see whether things are right to continue.

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Originally posted by eatmybishop
i met a girl on new years eve... problem is i ended up going back to hers and poking my bishop , i got her mob no but not sure whether to call 'cause she was an easy lay, but i do like her... i kinda wish she didnt offer it to me on the first date now
A total stranger? Are you daft?

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I prefer my women slutty, smart and sarcastic. I could never understand what the big deal was supposed to be with the sweet & nice virgin-prude-madonna-mother bimbos. easy is good.

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Originally posted by wormwood
I prefer my women slutty, smart and sarcastic. I could never understand what the big deal was supposed to be with the sweet & nice virgin-prude-madonna-mother bimbos. easy is good.
I like that type too, as long as they dont mind getting a backhand from time to time.

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Poor girl 🙁

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