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Originally posted by eatmybishopyou offered yourself...so kick yourself for not holding out for a better self..dolt..
i met a girl on new years eve... problem is i ended up going back to hers and poking my bishop , i got her mob no but not sure whether to call 'cause she was an easy lay, but i do like her... i kinda wish she didnt offer it to me on the first date now
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Originally posted by badmoonMe too! Except they're usually messed up from societal oppression. The last one kept trying to get me to park in red zones with my emergency lights. I actually did it the first time. Cost me a hundred bucks I think.
I've always got along well with prostitutes.
And no, I wasn't paying her, and never had any sex with her. I decided not to continue the friendship.
Something creepy about prostitutes is that they're more willing to do you than to kiss you. That's just odd...and a huge turn off for me. In case anyone's wondering.
Originally posted by AThousandYounga kiss is more personal and intimate than a shag plus they probably don't want to get sued for giving you an std.
Me too! Except they're usually messed up from societal oppression. The last one kept trying to get me to park in red zones with my emergency lights. I actually did it the first time. Cost me a hundred bucks I think.
And no, I wasn't paying her, and never had any sex with her. I decided not to continue the friendship.
Something creepy about p ...[text shortened]... an to kiss you. That's just odd...and a huge turn off for me. In case anyone's wondering.
Originally posted by Ice Cold* dueling bangos playing in the background*
I want a girl
Just like the girl who married dear old Dad.
She was a pearl
And the only girl that Daddy ever had;
A real old fashioned girl with heart so true,
One who loves nobody else but you,
Oh I want a girl
Just like the girl that married dear old Dad.
Mate, get on the blower and take her out again for Gods sake! You may get a chance to get to know her and have to battle for the next 3 months to score again. On the other hand, she may wanna go again - in that case, you don't need to pursue her anymore but at least you can bury your todger and get ya rocks off until you find a better offer?
What have ya got to lose? ..other than a few loads?? 😉
Originally posted by AussieGso use her yeah? i like it
Mate, get on the blower and take her out again for Gods sake! You may get a chance to get to know her and have to battle for the next 3 months to score again. On the other hand, she may wanna go again - in that case, you don't need to pursue her anymore but at least you can bury your todger and get ya rocks off until you find a better offer?
What have ya got to lose? ..other than a few loads?? 😉