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I just got phoned by some company and they asked me:
"Are we phoning conveniently?"
I answered: "No. I'm afraid I'm free at this moment."
"Okay...what?"
"I'm not working at this moment in time."
"Alright. Can I phone you at a more convenient time?"
"Sure," I says.
"What time would that be?"
"During working hours." I replied.

The funny thing obviously being that I'm not at home during working hours.

hahaha
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hahahahahahahahaha

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You really must be stoned!

Boo!
😠

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Fight the man, man! wooooooo!

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The sad thing is, I actually was made to giggle about this. Really funny post always get recced by me. He earned his very first rec from me.

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I just talked to Jesus, he doesn't think you're so funny and wants you to work on your delivery. He said something about quantity not being quality.

Jesus Saves!

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I just talked to Jesus, he doesn't think you're so funny and wants you to work on you delivery. He said something about quantity not being quality.

Jesus Saves!
lol

B*stard!

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on the other hand, you also thought the "meanest man of mexico"-joke was funny... 😞

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I just talked to Jesus, he doesn't think you're so funny and wants you to work on you delivery. He said something about quantity not being quality.

Jesus Saves!
But Ronaldo scores on the rebound.

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Originally posted by angie88
on the other hand, you also thought the "meanest man of mexico"-joke was funny... 😞
That, Darling, is the funniest joke in the world! Proven so!

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Originally posted by shavixmir
That, Darling, is the funniest joke in the world! Proven so!
I agree, I snorted beer out my nose the first time I heard that one. HAHA!

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Originally posted by angie88
on the other hand, you also thought the "meanest man of mexico"-joke was funny... 😞
What was the joke?

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Originally posted by abejnood
What was the joke?
It's called "Roberto Besqualo, the meanest man of all Mexico".

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you probably laugh at knock-knock jokes

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Originally posted by shavixmir
I just got phoned by some company and they asked me:
"Are we phoning conveniently?"
I answered: "No. I'm afraid I'm free at this moment."
"Okay...what?"
"I'm not working at this moment in time."
"Alright. Can I phone you at a more convenient time?"
"Sure," I says.
"What time would that be?"
"During working hours." I replie ...[text shortened]... ly being that I'm not at home during working hours.

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I think you should take the phone into the bathroom & pretend you're have a crap.

the conversation could go like this

salesman "Are we phoning conveniently"
shav " not really but carry on"
salesman " our latest service blah blah blah."
shav "sorry to interrupt but can you hang on for a minute"
salesman "sure"
shav "unnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn"
salesman " are you alright sir"
shav "yes sorry I'm just on the toilet unnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn"
salesman "perhaps I better call back later"
shav "no its all right its just a bit of constipationnnnnnnnnn"
saleman "i'll call back sir"
shav "ok unnnnnnnnnnnnnn"

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Originally posted by Jay Peatea
I think you should take the phone into the bathroom & pretend you're have a crap.

the conversation could go like this

salesman "Are we phoning conveniently"
shav " not really but carry on"
salesman " our latest service blah blah blah."
shav "sorry to interrupt but can you hang on for a minute"
salesman "sure"
shav "unnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn ...[text shortened]... t a bit of constipationnnnnnnnnn"
saleman "i'll call back sir"
shav "ok unnnnnnnnnnnnnn"
Excellent.

haha