I'm basically good for nothing, at least nothing which is
actually productive. I have dandruff, known for my poor
oral hygiene, and decidedly aging fast --with all the delights
of such process, e.g. balding, overweight, etc. To top it
all, I am mildly mad and I sport very convoluted opinions
which more usually than not go counter to the mainstream.
However, I cook like the angels and give foot massage like
the gods intended.
Originally posted by Seitse I'm basically good for nothing, at least nothing which is
actually productive. I have dandruff, known for my poor
oral hygiene, and decidedly aging fast --with all the delights
of such process, e.g. balding, overweight, etc. To top it
all, I am mildly mad and I sport very convoluted opinions
which more usually than not go counter to the mainstream.
H ...[text shortened]... angels and give foot massage like
the gods intended.
If interested, call 1-800-WOW-MIDGET-4U
I called and got a short message about not being able to reach the phone at the moment. What the...?
Originally posted by Seitse Sorry, it was supposed to be 1-900 not 1-800
Man's gotta eat, you know.
P.S. Hey, what the hell?! A thumbs down?!?! You suck!
I have said this on numerous occasions...I don't "do" thumbs except as a way of going from one place to another. Now from this you may glean that I am financially challenged and as such don't do 900 #s either. Good luck with your venture.
Originally posted by Seitse I'm basically good for nothing, at least nothing which is
actually productive. I have dandruff, known for my poor
oral hygiene, and decidedly aging fast --with all the delights
of such process, e.g. balding, overweight, etc. To top it
all, I am mildly mad and I sport very convoluted opinions
which more usually than not go counter to the mainstream.
H ...[text shortened]... angels and give foot massage like
the gods intended.
If interested, call 1-800-WOW-MIDGET-4U
Call the Republican Party Headquarters; I hear they're looking for a few good men.
Originally posted by Seitse I'm basically good for nothing, at least nothing which is
actually productive. I have dandruff, known for my poor
oral hygiene, and decidedly aging fast --with all the delights
of such process, e.g. balding, overweight, etc. To top it
all, I am mildly mad and I sport very convoluted opinions
which more usually than not go counter to the mainstream.
Howe ...[text shortened]... the angels and give foot massage like
the gods intended.
If interested, call 1-800-WOW-MIDGET-4U
"We have an immediate opening in our Lard Factory which is located in an obscure village near Boston, Massachusetts, for a Supervisor of The Graveyard Shift during which minimum wage employees load vats and crock pots with rendered pork fat and ersatz during the wee hours until dawn. By the way, Lard is claimed to be one of the richest sources of Vitamin D. You appear to have excellent professional qualification for this career opportunity. If interested, please call our Human Resources Department at your earliest convenience by dialing "7-14-2007". Thanks for your interest in our company. " ~Uncle Sam
Originally posted by Grampy Bobby "We have an immediate opening in our Lard Factory which is located in an obscure village near Boston, Massachusetts, for a Supervisor of The Graveyard Shift during which minimum wage employees load vats and crock pots with rendered pork fat and ersatz during the wee hours until dawn. By the way, Lard is claimed to be one of the richest sources of Vitami ...[text shortened]... rliest convenience by dialing "7-14-2007". Thanks for your interest in our company. " ~Uncle Sam
Originally posted by Grampy Bobby "We have an immediate opening in our Lard Factory which is located in an obscure village near Boston, Massachusetts, for a Supervisor of The Graveyard Shift during which minimum wage employees load vats and crock pots with rendered pork fat and ersatz during the wee hours until dawn. By the way, Lard is claimed to be one of the richest sources of Vitami ...[text shortened]... rliest convenience by dialing "7-14-2007". Thanks for your interest in our company. " ~Uncle Sam
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* As the mods warned me once, I must leave you alone and not even
touch you with a rose petal, despite how an annoying troll you are.
Henceforth, I need to edit my reply asking you to get lost and calling
you a disgusting weirdo. Instead, please pretend that the above edit
reads "You are so charming and lovable, Lard, never change. I love
you."Next ban averted
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