Job Wanted

Originally posted by Seitse
Sure, sure. Shave the neckbeard and get out of mom's basement first, kid.

Epic fail.

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Is anyone taking up the Lards offer of a job ?

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Epic fail.

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"Epic fail"?? What are you!? Freakin' 6 years old?

Originally posted by Seitse
"Epic fail"?? What are you!? Freakin' 6 years old?

You seem transfixed on youngsters. I remember you asking me if I were 13 or something.

Originally posted by Seitse
"Epic fail"?? What are you!? Freakin' 6 years old?

Are you asking if you're being outwitted by a 6 yr old?

One fears sir your hamster has not only escaped it's cage but has stuffed its cheeks with pickled eggs and lard.

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Are you asking if you're being outwitted by a 6 yr old?

One fears sir your hamster has not only escaped it's cage but has stuffed its cheeks with pickled eggs and lard.

"GD, due to expansion to satisfy increased online market demand, the 'Lard Factory which is located in an obscure village near Boston, Massachusetts'
also has an opening for an assistant janitor. You Sir appear to have the job qualifications required according to your resume." ~Uncle Sam

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
"GD, due to expansion to satisfy increased online market demand, the 'Lard Factory which is located in an obscure village near Boston, Massachusetts'
also has an opening for an assistant janitor. You Sir appear to have the job qualifications required according to your resume." ~Uncle Sam

On my resume sir, i think you've befuddled 'lard' for 'lord.'

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
You seem transfixed on youngsters. I remember you asking me if I were 13 or something.

And I am still wondering about it.

In an anonymous internet forum one has to guess the age based on
what is written, how, why, when, etc. There is no other way of knowing
if one is dealing with an adult. Exhibit A: the Lard's minion, aka Ghost.

Originally posted by Seitse
And I am still wondering about it.

In an anonymous internet forum one has to guess the age based on
what is written, how, why, when, etc. There is no other way of knowing
if one is dealing with an adult. Exhibit A: the Lard's minion, aka Ghost.

On that premise sir, i approximate your age as amoeba.

Originally posted by Seitse
And I am still wondering about it.

In an anonymous internet forum one has to guess the age based on
what is written, how, why, when, etc. There is no other way of knowing
if one is dealing with an adult. Exhibit A: the Lard's minion, aka Ghost.

Well I will, shortly, be entering my 71st year so my choice of words may seem those of a 13 year old at times but that's probably because I am, on occasion, exposed to those words in my daily living. Actually it's sort of nice to be thought of, if only as what seems to be a put down, to be "with it" or whatever a 13 year old might call it now. Say do you know what that might be?

to be read by seitse and ghost of a duke...

i've heard better insults at a barbie tea party...
both of you go wash yer hands for supper...
now!!!

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children keep you broke, and thereby virtuous...

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Thanks for your insightful perspective on this devolving scene.

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
On my resume sir, i think you've befuddled 'lard' for 'lord.'

"Lord GD, please forgive my administrative assistant's massive typo caused by my nearly illegible scrawl.
Should have read: ' also has an opening for an assistant lord of the janitorial department.'" ~Uncle Sam