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My ex got her looks from her father. He's a plasic surgeon.

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Originally posted by yo its me
Saw my friend today, she said how she keeps missing her ex. I told her her aim will get better in time, practice makes perfect.
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My wife told me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt.

So I slept with her twice and punched her in the back of the neck!

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Hows about - try before you buy?

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my ex 😠

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Originally posted by secret squirrel
my ex 😠
Because she keeps missing you?

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'Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.'
So - if you give her crap, you will receive a bucket full of crap.
Love and appreciate all the women in your life.

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
'Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.'
So - if you give her crap, you will receive a bucket full of crap.
Love and appreciate all the women in your life.
A woman can divide what you give her too.....If you marry her and it doesn't work out, she can get half.

But you're right, cherish the women in your life.