Joke of the day

Three stages of man's sex life.
(1) Tri weekly
(2) Try weekly
(3) Try weakly
You are allowed to laugh.😀

Originally posted by taipei5200
Three stages of man's sex life.
(1) Tri weekly
(2) Try weekly
(3) Try weakly
You are allowed to laugh.😀

Originally posted by Bad wolf
That was funny?

Won't take you to the comedy club.

Originally posted by yo its me
yes.

Originally posted by taipei5200
Three stages of man's sex life.
(1) Tri weekly
(2) Try weekly
(3) Try weakly
You are allowed to laugh.😀

...Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.

Saw my friend today, she said how she keeps missing her ex. I told her her aim will get better in time, practice makes perfect.

What has 9 arms and sucks?

Def Leppard.

Why does the bride smile while walking down the isle?

She did her last blowjob last night.

Wuh oh we gotta new Mikelom!

Originally posted by jb70
(4) Try again.

Life sucks, the job sucks & the wife doesn't.

I ran into my ex last night. Then I backed up and ran into her again!

Originally posted by cheshirecatstevens
I ran into my ex last night. Then I backed up and ran into her again!