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Two guys walk into a bar...the third guy ducks.

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Originally posted by kris1234
Does anyone know any good jokes
Yes

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Originally posted by Shanshu311
Two guys walk into a bar...the third guy ducks.
Two ducks walk into a bar...the thrid one jumps.

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I believe the man asked for good jokes...

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Originally posted by Shanshu311
Two guys walk into a bar...the third guy ducks.
That is an old sailer's joke told to me by a submariner. High quality stuff. I love how people often sit there waiting for a punchline... fools!

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
That is an old sailer's joke told to me by a submariner. High quality stuff. I love how people often sit there waiting for a punchline... fools!

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how long did you sit waiting ? 😉

fred

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Originally posted by kris1234
Does anyone know any good jokes
Is this any good?

A preacher was telling his congregation that anything they could think of, old or new, was discussed somewhere in the Bible and that the entirety of the human experience could be found there. After the service, he was approached by a woman who said "Preacher, I don't believe the Bible mentions PMS". The preacher replied that he was sure it must be there somewhere and that he would look for it. The following week after the service, the preacher called the woman aside and showed her a passage which read, "And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem".

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Originally posted by darvlay
I believe the man asked for good jokes...
Actually if you want to get technical he made a statement with no punctuation like this Was it meant as a question A statement No one will ever know The answer will die with the English language on the internet

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your mama's so fat that when she sits her ass down she's ten feet taller,

-dom🙂😀😏🙄

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Two vomits are walking down the street when one starts crying.
"Why are you crying?" says Carrot Vomit.
Too-much-beer Vomit answers "Because, this is where I was brought up!"

wa-da-da-da-boom!

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