Jokes

Originally posted by xs
Is this any good?

A preacher was telling his congregation that anything they could think of, old or new, was discussed somewhere in the Bible and that the entirety of the human experience could be found there. After the service, he was approached by a woman who said "Preacher, I don't believe the Bible mentions PMS". The preacher replied that he was sure it ...[text shortened]... e and showed her a passage which read, "And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem".

Originally posted by kris1234
Does anyone know any good jokes

Two Arabs from the same small village in Egypt emigrate to Texas. When they arrive they have a wager: they will meet in exactly one year, and the winner will be the one who's made himself most American. The meeting happens, and the first says, "Waal, y'know, ah got up yesterday mornin', mowed the lawn, cleaned out the pool, took m'boy to a Little League game in the afternoon, and in the evenin' had the neighbours round for a cookout. We served 'em ribs and dawgs, and we drank longneck Buds, shoutin' 'Yee-haw!!' How 'bout you?"

"Fcuk off, towel-head," says the other.

Originally posted by the dominator
your mama's so fat that when she sits her ass down she's ten feet taller,

-dom🙂😀😏🙄

Originally posted by schakuhr
your mama's so fat, her picture fell off the wall!

Originally posted by Al Green

Originally posted by schakuhr
your mama's so fat, her picture fell off the wall!

Your mama's so fat, she wears a watch on each arm. One for each time zone.
Your mama's so fat, she's got more Chins than a Chinese phone book.
Your mama's so fat, she could sell shade.

Your mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
Your mama's so fat, small objects orbit her.
Your mama's so fat, when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.

This whole thread is a joke.

How about this one:

A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel, and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."