I've posted it before, but let's face it, it's not like it's memorable. So for the benefit (and oh yes, benefit it is) of zach:-
Two television aerials are on top of a roof. They decide to get married. The wedding was dreadful but the reception was brilliant.
So. You want more?
Originally posted by T1000Booo...get some new material! ðŸ˜
I've posted it before, but let's face it, it's not like it's memorable. So for the benefit (and oh yes, benefit it is) of zach:-
Two television aerials are on top of a roof. They decide to get married. The wedding was dreadful but the reception was brilliant.
So. You want more?
I'm sorry Sir, but we don't seem to be able to find your contribution to this thread anywhere. Pray, tell a joke of your own...see if the aerial joke can be matched or, indeed, even surpassed.
Ok Ok, here's a new one.
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.
In the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes the man and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket."
The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better idea... just for tonight, and tonight only, let's just forget everything and pretend we're married, husband and wife sort of thing."
The woman thinks for a moment. "Why not," she giggles, thrilled by this chance encounter with a handsome stranger.
"Great," he replies, "Go get your own damn blanket and let me sleep!"
Originally posted by T1000Ok, here's one for you:
[b]I'm sorry Sir, but we don't seem to be able to find your contribution to this thread anywhere. Pray, tell a joke of your own...see if the aerial joke can be matched or, indeed, even surpassed.
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel, and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.
"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
Ha ha, get it? Oh man, that one kills me. 😀
Originally posted by rwingettI never boast!! 😉
Ok, here's one for you:
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel, and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.
"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
Ha ha, get it? Oh man, that one kills me. 😀
Here's one for 'ya...
A frog went to the bank one day to get a loan.
He approached the loan officer Mrs. Black and told her that he wanted to take out a loan.
She promptly asked him how much and where does he work.
He stated that he needed $10 and that he didn't have a job but he had a nice sculpture of the Statue of Liberty that he would like to use as collateral instead.
She didn't know what to do so she called over the branch manager and asked for his advice. She didn't feel that he had enough collateral but he promptly told her...
"It's just a nick nack Patty Black, give the frog a loan" 😛
Well I didn't say it was a good one!! 😞