Junk mail .......

...... if you get any unrequested post (credit cards are the worst culprit) then take the reply envelope put in some of the documents in the junk mail (though not identifying who you are) and post it back to the evil people. That way they have to pay for the postage and they waste time in their post rooms.

Highly satisfying!

Better yet...go to the pet store. Buy a mouse. Light it on fire and mail it back to them. Then when they open it, their whole building burns down and they'll probably apologize for sending junk mail.

Originally posted by surtism
...... if you get any unrequested post (credit cards are the worst culprit) then take the reply envelope put in some of the documents in the junk mail (though not identifying who you are) and post it back to the evil people. That way they have to pay for the postage and they waste time in their post rooms.

Highly satisfying!

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Someone suggested to me that you take a breeze block and wrap it well. Then stick the pre-paid envelope on the package.
WOuld this work? 😀

Originally posted by jimslyp69
Someone suggested to me that you take a breeze block and wrap it well. Then stick the pre-paid envelope on the package.
WOuld this work? 😀

Originally posted by jimslyp69
Someone suggested to me that you take a breeze block and wrap it well. Then stick the pre-paid envelope on the package.
WOuld this work? 😀

Originally posted by rbmorris
What's a "breeze block"?

Is that like an evil spirit? Cos those cost extra postage.

Originally posted by jimslyp69
One of those big, grey, low density bricks they use in buildings.

You're uneducated man. Get a blooming education.

Doesn't know what a breeze block is man. Gee.

Anyone wanna pizza?

These ideas are sort of like my idea of getting back at the bank that overcharges you, or denies you a loan, or other things. Just rent a safety deposit box and put a dead fish in it, maybe some foul smelling cheese too.

Originally posted by AttilaTheHorn
These ideas are sort of like my idea of getting back at the bank that overcharges you, or denies you a loan, or other things. Just rent a safety deposit box and put a dead fish in it, maybe some foul smelling cheese too.

Originally posted by AttilaTheHorn
These ideas are sort of like my idea of getting back at the bank that overcharges you, or denies you a loan, or other things. Just rent a safety deposit box and put a dead fish in it, maybe some foul smelling cheese too.