Just bought a Finger Box™

Originally posted by Seitse
Give it a try. It will change your life forever.

But what does it DO?

Originally posted by Suzianne
But what does it DO?

That is the wrong question.

Look, how should I put it? O.k., got it: have you ever harbored
the desire to paint a beautiful portrait or to own a Picasso?

Originally posted by Suzianne
But what does it DO?

It* provides hours of pleasure for men and women of leisure. It* gives them something to do if they should tire of viewing their own navels or attending to the needs of their pet rocks... or coming here to expand their minds.




*it don't do anything

Originally posted by Suzianne
But what does it DO?

Ask not what it can do for you, but what you can do for it.

Originally posted by wolfgang59
Ask not what it can do for you, but what you can do for it.

That's right, you can put your finger in the hole... that's what it does. But it does so much more than that.

Originally posted by lemon lime
That's right, you can put your finger in the hole... that's what it does. But it does so much more than that.

Like what?

This is getting more than a little creepy.

Originally posted by Suzianne
Like what?

This is getting more than a little creepy.

Where is your sense of adventure, baby? Try it and then
you'll know for sure if it's your thing or not.

Originally posted by Seitse
Where is your sense of adventure, baby? Try it and then
you'll know for sure if it's your thing or not.

Spent 3 hours in attic looking for my old finger box,
eventually found it and now the wife can't put it down.

Originally posted by Suzianne
Like what?

This is getting more than a little creepy.

You're starting to worry me. Pet rocks have been compared to finger boxes in this thread.

Come on Suzie, think... what does a pet rock do?

Originally posted by wolfgang59
Spent 3 hours in attic looking for my old finger box,
eventually found it and now the wife can't put it down.

That's how it goes, usually.

See, Suzi? All the cool kids are doing it!

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
I had one with three holes.

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/087/445/A-three-hole-fingerbox-Ill-give-you-5000-cash-Those-things-are-awesome.jpg

Originally posted by wolfgang59
Spent 3 hours in attic looking for my old finger box,
eventually found it and now the wife can't put it down.

She's broken it! :'(

Originally posted by lemon lime
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/087/445/A-three-hole-fingerbox-Ill-give-you-5000-cash-Those-things-are-awesome.jpg

Unfortunately my soccer coach tried to use it with his thumb. No more fingerbox. 😞

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Unfortunately my soccer coach tried to use it with his thumb. No more fingerbox. 😞

Ouch! Your next 3 holed finger box should be a square bowling ball... those are hard to break*.



*and hard to roll

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Unfortunately my soccer coach tried to use it with his thumb. No more fingerbox. 😞

Man, I hate it when people can't figure out the correct
way of enjoying a finger box 😠