Just bought a Finger Box™

I don't agree with their use personally. I think there are more natural methods.

Originally posted by lemon lime
You're starting to worry me. Pet rocks have been compared to finger boxes in this thread.

Come on Suzie, think... what does a pet rock do?

So, basically, it's a whole lot of nothing.

Originally posted by Suzianne
So, basically, it's a whole lot of nothing.

It's o.k., darling, fingers boxes are not for everybody.

I thought you had the kind of adventurous spirit required
for such a treat, but, as said, this is like opera: either you
love it madly or you completely reject it. No mid point.

Originally posted by Suzianne
So, basically, it's a whole lot of nothing.

Yes, much ado about nothing.

Originally posted by Suzianne
But what does it DO?

It's a place to keep your copy of the official rules of Mornington Crescent.

Originally posted by Rank outsider
It's a place to keep your copy of the official rules of Mornington Crescent.

Oh, lord, do not get me started on that. 😛

And anyone trying out a finger box for the first time is advised to first read the instructions. You don't want to go throughout life with a box permanently stuck on your finger... or maybe you do, I don't know. But here's what I do know, if all else fails follow the the instructions.

Originally posted by Suzianne
So, basically, it's a whole lot of nothing.

I wouldn't say that, I'd place it in between fencing and football.
But it uses up less wood than fencing and has less national variants than football.

Originally posted by wolfgang59
I wouldn't say that, I'd place it in between fencing and football.
But it uses up less wood than fencing and has less national variants than football.

I've heard of people who decided not to read the manual
carefully and, as a consequence, tried to use it as a sex
doll and ended up in ER.

Originally posted by Seitse
I've heard of people who decided not to read the manual
carefully and, as a consequence, tried to use it as a sex
doll and ended up in ER.

I found it. It's on pg 379. It's a statement releasing the finger box co. from liability.

The finger box co. is not liable for accidents resulting from improper use of the finger box... blah blah blah... encourages common sense when using the box for non-finger/finger-hole interaction... yada yada yada... more blah blahs... something about it being a teeny weeny hole so don't even think about it unless you have a teeny weeny... some more common sense advice to avoid accidents... I'm on page 401 now... here's something about the warranty... hmmm, it appears there is no warranty to speak of... the box loses half of its value after purchase and leaves the store...

Merchantability and fitness for a particular purpose are, indeed, unwarranted.

That is the problem with art.