Just say something super weird...

Bandersnatch

epäjärjestelmällisyydettömyydellänsäkäänkinköhän.

Originally posted by wormwood
epäjärjestelmällisyydettömyydellänsäkäänkinköhän.

trev 33

Geschwidgkeitzbegrenzung

Feral Cupcakes

Love is ice cold

Originally posted by wormwood
epäjärjestelmällisyydettömyydellänsäkäänkinköhän.

The minions strode into my haberdashery as if it was their own. "We know you are hiding the macguffin in here," they say, "give it to us and make it snappy - our master told us we can have the rest of the day off if we finish our minioning early." I was surrounded, I had no choice but to give it to them. I refused to make it snappy though, there will be no snapping in my haberdashery!!

I enjoy eating Gods bowling pins

1.Rf1 Bf5 2.Rxf5 Qh1+ 3.Kd2 Qxh2+ 4.Kd3 Qxg3+ 5.Rf3 Qxf3+ 6.Nxf3 h5 7.d8Q Rxe8 8.Qxe8+ Kh7 9.Qxh5+ Kg8
+- (15.91) Depth: 6/21 00:00:00 31kN
1.Rf1 Bf5 2.Rxf5 Qh1+ 3.Kd2 Qxh2+ 4.Kd3 Qxg3+ 5.Nf3 Qd6+ 6.Ke2 Qb4 7.Rxf8+ Qxf8 8.Qxf8+ Kxf8 9.d8Q+ Kf7
+- (14.44) Depth: 7/24 00:00:00 49kN
1.Rf1 Bf5 2.Rxf5 Qh1+ 3.Kd2 Qxh2+ 4.Ne2 Qh6+ 5.Rf4 Qd6+ 6.Kc1 Qxf4+ 7.gxf4 g5 8.d8Q Rxe8 9.Qxe8+ Kg7 10.fxg5
+- (16.84) Depth: 8/26 00:00:00 103kN
1.Rf1 Bf3 2.Rxf3 Qxf3 3.Nxf3 g6
+- (17.16) Depth: 9/32 00:00:00 375kN
1.Rf1 Bf3 2.Rxf3 Qxf3 3.Nxf3 g6 4.Ng5 Rxe8 5.dxe8Q+ Kg7 6.Qe7+ Kh6 7.h4 Kh5 8.Qxh7+ Kg4 9.Qxg6
+- (18.92) Depth: 10/30 00:00:00 448kN
1.Rf1 Qg5+ 2.Kb1 Qf6 3.Qxf8+ Kxf8 4.d8Q+ Kf7 5.Rxf6+ gxf6 6.Qd5+ Kg7 7.Qb7+ Kg6 8.Qe4+ f5 9.Qe6+ Kg7 10.Qxa6 b4 11.Qd6 h6 12.Qxb4
+- (14.88) Depth: 11/35 00:00:00 778kN
1.Rf1 Qg5+ 2.Kb1 Qf6 3.Qxf8+ Kxf8 4.d8Q+ Kf7 5.Rxf6+ gxf6 6.Qd5+ Kg7 7.Qb7+ Kg6 8.Qe4+ f5 9.Qe6+ Kg7 10.Qxa6 b4 11.Qd6 h5 12.Qxb4 Kf6 13.Qd6+ Kg5
+- (15.42) Depth: 12/35 00:00:00 1203kN
1.Rf1 Qg5+ 2.Kb1 Qf6 3.Rxf6 gxf6 4.d8Q Rxe8 5.Qxe8+ Kg7 6.Qe7+
+- (16.23) Depth: 13/39 00:00:01 2671kN
1.Rf1 Qg5+ 2.Kb1 Qf6 3.Rxf6 gxf6 4.d8Q Rxe8 5.Qxe8+ Kg7 6.Qe7+ Kg6 7.Qe4+ f5 8.Qe6+ Kg7 9.Qe7+ Kg6 10.Ne6 f4 11.Qg5+ Kf7 12.Qxg4 fxg3 13.Qf5+ Kg8 14.hxg3
+- (17.14) Depth: 14/36 00:00:01 3054kN
1.Rf1 Qg5+ 2.Kb1 Qf6 3.Rxf6 gxf6 4.d8Q Rxe8 5.Qxe8+ Kg7 6.Qe7+ Kg8 7.Qxf6 h6 8.Qg6+ Kf8 9.Qxg4 b4 10.Qf5+ Ke8 11.Qe6+ Kd8 12.Nc6+ Kc7 13.Nxb4 a5 14.Nd5+ Kb8
+- (20.18) Depth: 15/42 00:00:02 5692kN
1.Rf1 Qg5+ 2.Kb1 Qf6 3.Rxf6 gxf6 4.d8Q Rxe8 5.Qxe8+ Kg7 6.Qe7+ Kg8 7.Qxf6 h6 8.Qg6+ Kf8 9.Qxg4 b4 10.Qf5+ Ke8 11.Qe6+ Kd8 12.Qxa6 Kd7 13.Qxh6 Kc7 14.Qc6+ Kd8
+- (20.62) Depth: 16/42 00:00:03 7389kN

Superkalafragalisticexpialedotious.

i truly admire you all

Originally posted by heinzkat
1.Rf1 Bf5 2.Rxf5 Qh1+ 3.Kd2 Qxh2+ 4.Kd3 Qxg3+ 5.Rf3 Qxf3+ 6.Nxf3 h5 7.d8Q Rxe8 8.Qxe8+ Kh7 9.Qxh5+ Kg8
+- (15.91) Depth: 6/21 00:00:00 31kN
1.Rf1 Bf5 2.Rxf5 Qh1+ 3.Kd2 Qxh2+ 4.Kd3 Qxg3+ 5.Nf3 Qd6+ 6.Ke2 Qb4 7.Rxf8+ Qxf8 8.Qxf8+ Kxf8 9.d8Q+ Kf7
+- (14.44) Depth: 7/24 00:00:00 49kN
1.Rf1 Bf5 2.Rxf5 Qh1+ 3.Kd2 Qxh2+ 4.Ne2 Qh6+ 5.Rf4 Qd6+ 6.Kc1 Qxf4+ 7.gxf4 ...[text shortened]... f5+ Ke8 11.Qe6+ Kd8 12.Qxa6 Kd7 13.Qxh6 Kc7 14.Qc6+ Kd8
+- (20.62) Depth: 16/42 00:00:03 7389kN

Originally posted by Ice Cold
The scary thing is, he just typed this from memory.