Originally posted by cadwahAs a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.
I heard that Chuck roundhoused a piece of hardware and turned it to software.
When the Bogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for
Chuck Norris.