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Originally posted by shavixmir
I didn't want to add anything to my list.
But obviously shooting you can't be avoided.
You're one of them eh? 😉

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
If you were to become annointed as 'Ruler of The World'

what orders would be decreed on the first day of your reign?
Everyone would have to look beyond the cave walls

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Originally posted by duecer

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I would revise history to make my rise to power coincide exactly with the plot of "Bananas" starring Woody Allen. After that, I'd have to think about it. 😕

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Originally posted by tomtom232
You're one of them eh? 😉
Do I watch porn?
Do you look at the Venus de Milo when you're in Paris?

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Originally posted by shavixmir

Do you look at the Venus de Milo when you're in Paris?
That thing looks like a dude with boobs

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Originally posted by uzless
That thing looks like a dude with boobs
Yes, no accounting for taste there, but you do look at it.

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If all the porn was taken off the internet, there'd only be three sites left....This one, wikipedia, and whyisnttherepornontheinter.net

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Originally posted by tomtom232
You're one of them eh? 😉
If it happens, I won't time you out. 😕

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Do I watch porn?
Do you look at the Venus de Milo when you're in Paris?
Fine I will rephrase. All internet or magazine porn would be banished.

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Originally posted by tomtom232
Fine I will rephrase. All internet or magazine porn would be banished.
Why?
Is the Venus de Milo, the statue of David or Rubens' paintings not porn?
Are you going to have them dragged out of museums as well? Burned on the street because they pervert our children?

And if not, why banish internet porn?

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Why?
Is the Venus de Milo, the statue of David or Rubens' paintings not porn?
Are you going to have them dragged out of museums as well? Burned on the street because they pervert our children?

And if not, why banish internet porn?
porn

noun
creative activity (writing or pictures or films etc.) of no literary or artistic value other than to stimulate sexual desire [syn: pornography]

so no those aren't porn.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
If you were to become annointed as 'Ruler of The World'

what orders would be decreed on the first day of your reign?
Think maybe one important thing worth getting done

on day one would be designating a successor, just in case

you crashed and burned... Whom would you name?

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My first order would be to abolish monarchy.

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Originally posted by tomtom232
porn

noun
creative activity (writing or pictures or films etc.) of no literary or artistic value other than to stimulate sexual desire [syn: pornography]

so no those aren't porn.
Now how on Earth do you know that?
You don't think the dude who paid for the Venus de Milo (at that time) wasn't thinking of boobies and naked women?

You don't think Rubens was turned on by fat women?

What makes you so sure that what you think is porn now, won't be art in the future?
In the 60's there were films made of naked women and men playing badminton (nudist films). They were made as porn!
Nowadays, here in Holland anyways, you see rougher porn on the animal channel.

I think you're hung up on ancient beliefs, false morals and phoney arrogance.

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