21 Jan 08
Originally posted by Grampy Bobbyrhp general forum is a hot bed of commies, usurpers, and sexual deviants, and is to be closed at once. Other than that I wouldn't change a thing.
If you were to become annointed as 'Ruler of The World'
what orders would be decreed on the first day of your reign?
21 Jan 08
Originally posted by Grampy BobbyMy very first order of business would be to equalize education. In the US currently, there are all sorts of formulas that end in kids from rich tax base areas getting better educational opportunities -- computer labs, better computers, newer textbooks, enough textbooks for each child, heat in winter, windows that aren't broken, adequate school supplies, etc. I would change it so that each child gets the same funding. But since no child chooses the nation of his or her birth, I'd insist on world-wide parity, with all children from ages 6-16 having the same educational opportunities.
If you were to become annointed as 'Ruler of The World'
what orders would be decreed on the first day of your reign?
21 Jan 08
Originally posted by Grampy Bobby1) a national holiday celebrating my goodness
If you were to become annointed as 'Ruler of The World'
what orders would be decreed on the first day of your reign?
2) FIDE must send a master, or better, daily to instruct me in chess
3) all hot women between 18 and 35 must not cover more than 25% of their bodies while in public .
4) the Sienfeld cast will resume shooting episodes immediatly
5) people living within 1.5 miles of work, must walk to work, if within 3 miles , they must ride a bike, all others must carpool, or use public transport
6) ban incandesant bulbs.
7) more zombie movies
8) gather all lawyers, and strand them in antartica, if they make it home they can stay.
9) ban BadWolf from starting threads about himself
10) declare chocolate cake a healthy substitute for vegetables
21 Jan 08
Originally posted by duecerWhat we have here is a deranged mind.
4) the Sienfeld cast will resume shooting episodes immediatly
5) more zombie movies
10) declare chocolate cake a healthy substitute for vegetables
Obviously points 4 and 10 are logical and indeed much needed.
But 5? Obviously the lapse of the theatrically inclined, meglo-maniacal mind.
Madman... Drag him away before he poisons us!