Originally posted by Crowley"Why me, Lord? I've always been good. I don't drink or dance or swear.
Ned Flanders, obviously.
I've even kept kosher just to be on the safe side. I've done everything the
Bible says! Even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff! What more can I do?
I...I..I feel like I wannaa yell out, but I just can't dang-darn-diddly-darn-dang-
ding-dong-diddly-darned do it! I just...I..."
*sigh*
[i]~Ned Flanders
Originally posted by uzlessWhere would we be without your infinite wisdom...
Great jab at the rhp folks.
I'll give you credit for this one. Well done. (even if it went un-noticed)
*If anyone doesn't understand, look up "allegory" in the dictionary
**If anyone still doesn't understand, look up "irony" in the dictionary
Originally posted by Raven69sad, lost, and sitting on motorcycles trying to look our best while hoping someone would come along and take the lonliness away.
Where would we be without your infinite wisdom...
"...you saw me standing alone
Without a dream in my heart
Without a love of my own
You knew just what I was there for
You heard me saying a prayer for
Someone I really could care for..."