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ok...quite simply post the lamest jokes you can think of.eg.Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn? She had mittensWhat did the dog say to the tree? bark.What do devils drink? Demonadeect ect.
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When is a door not a door?When it's ajar.
Dustbin of history
What's brown and sticky?A stick.
Originally posted by SleepyguyWhat's brown and sticky?A stick.
What lays on the ocean floor and twitches?A nervous wreck.
Lancashire
Chess players check their mates.
What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and red all over?A nun falling down the stairs
what do leapords say after lunch?that sure hit the SPOT!xD lmaoooo roflcopter
What is the difference between a dolphine and a porpoise?A dolphine has no porpoise!!!
Omaha, Nebraska, USA
What is the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?Anyone can mash potatoes.
19th hole
What did the Spanish farmer say to his chickens?Ole!
what flowers grow under your nose?tulips
Why were the abs jealous of the dictionary? It was soooo defined.
What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?Dam!
Under your bed...
Two men walk into a bar, the third ducks.A horse walks into a bar and the bartender ask, "Why the long face?"
