lame jokes

ok...quite simply post the lamest jokes you can think of.

eg.

Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn? She had mittens

What did the dog say to the tree? bark.

What do devils drink? Demonade


ect ect.

When is a door not a door?























When it's ajar.

What's brown and sticky?









A stick.

Originally posted by Sleepyguy
What's brown and sticky?









A stick.

What lays on the ocean floor and twitches?










A nervous wreck.

Chess players check their mates.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and red all over?
















A nun falling down the stairs

what do leapords say after lunch?

that sure hit the SPOT!



xD lmaoooo roflcopter

What is the difference between a dolphine and a porpoise?













A dolphine has no porpoise!!!

What is the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes.

What did the Spanish farmer say to his chickens?











Ole!

what flowers grow under your nose?







tulips

Why were the abs jealous of the dictionary?




It was soooo defined.

What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?

















Dam!

Two men walk into a bar, the third ducks.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender ask, "Why the long face?"