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Originally posted by mikelom
I see your points! 😛
Well, he did just take a cold shower. 😕

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Originally posted by mikelom
Very firm. Maybe a little rounded at the edges. But I see your points! 😛
I sense a pun in there...

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
Well, he did just take a cold shower. 😕
Swamped with a scenery of bikinis I'm afraid. :'(

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
Well, he did just take a cold shower. 😕
Yeah, and I always rub my nipples when I shower..

er...

uh...

yeah...

awkward silence

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Originally posted by cmsMaster
Yeah, and I always rub my nipples when I shower..

er...

uh...

yeah...

awkward silence
Well, the water was very cold, obviously. 😳

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Originally posted by mikelom
I have discovered a large melon in Thailand, almost like a guava. A single cut of a chunk from the skin reveals a pungent smell alike that of cat's precis water and faeces. Dogs hate it and will not go near it.

That made my thoghts tender to shipping, as I often do, and the dogs that check imported goods. I have decided to fill 20,000 of these pungent mel ...[text shortened]... h of fags. Anybody up for it for ten grand?

PMS me.

No don't - I'm taking the pith! 😏
Unfortunately, these have been banned in Japan:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Durian

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Originally posted by c99ux
Unfortunately, these have been banned in Japan:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Durian
How long ago was it banned?

This same Wikipedia article also says this: "In season durians can be found in mainstream Japanese supermarkets while, in the West, they are sold mainly by Asian markets." It doesn't mention it being banned in Japan.

Yes, I know you live in Japan, that's why I'm asking.

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