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I have discovered a large melon in Thailand, almost like a guava. A single cut of a chunk from the skin reveals a pungent smell alike that of cat's precis water and faeces. Dogs hate it and will not go near it.

That made my thoghts tender to shipping, as I often do, and the dogs that check imported goods. I have decided to fill 20,000 of these pungent melons with contraband cigarettes and set them on sail to Southampton. Import and excise dogs will not venture towards these smelly balls of fruit.

I need a distributor in the UK to collect the metal box and ship it to Liverpool where one day's work should offload approximately a quarter of a million pounds worth of fags. Anybody up for it for ten grand?

PMS me.

No don't - I'm taking the pith! 😏

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Originally posted by mikelom
I have discovered a large melon in Thailand, almost like a guava. A single cut of a chunk from the skin reveals a pungent smell alike that of cat's precis water and faeces. Dogs hate it and will not go near it.

That made my thoghts tender to shipping, as I often do, and the dogs that check imported goods. I have decided to fill 20,000 of these pungent mel ...[text shortened]... h of fags. Anybody up for it for ten grand?

PMS me.

No don't - I'm taking the pith! 😏
USA shipments/distributorships a (business plan phase two) possibility?


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Originally posted by mikelom
Anybody up for it for ten grand?

PMS me.

No don't - I'm taking the pith! 😏
You certainly are at that price.


Make it worth our while and I'm sure we can sort it.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
USA shipments/distributorships a (business plan phase two) possibility?


🙂
There would have to be a small guarantee. That they went to the land of no return...... 😉

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Originally posted by mikelom
There would have to be a small guarantee. That they went to the land of no return...... 😉
Of course. Demand is strictly for the "CW Brand" (crooked weeds). 🙂

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I was hoping for sooooo much more when I read the title to this thread.

Oh well

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Of course. Demand is strictly for the "CW Brand" (crooked weeds). 🙂
Mmmmm. I hadn't considered those brands of smokes. A dialetic ad absurdum. Are we becoming corrupt or just synacle in old age? Does the risk factor increase with less dramatic resultants as we tend to our final stages? I, for one, only ''risk'' one possible outcome. That has to be success?

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Originally posted by nmdavidb
I was hoping for sooooo much more when I read the title to this thread.

Oh well

Dave
Soooo so corrupt David! 😉

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Originally posted by mikelom
Soooo so corrupt David! 😉
It's a dirty job...but somebody has to do it 😀

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Originally posted by mikelom
Mmmmm. I hadn't considered those brands of smokes. A dialetic ad absurdum. Are we becoming corrupt or just synacle in old age? Does the risk factor increase with less dramatic resultants as we tend to our final stages? I, for one, only ''risk'' one possible outcome. That has to be success?
No, Mike. Just an attempted visual reference to the non-upright population

of the land of no return. You read much more out than was put in.

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Originally posted by nmdavidb
I was hoping for sooooo much more when I read the title to this thread.

Oh well

Dave
You were?
cmsMaster is taking a cold shower as we speak. 😕

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
No, Mike. Just an attempted visual reference to the non-upright population

of the land of no return. You read much more out than was put in.
I have to. To be able to put the best of alternatives back in! 😉

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Originally posted by mikelom
I have discovered a large melon in Thailand, almost like a guava. A single cut of a chunk from the skin reveals a pungent smell alike that of cat's precis water and faeces. Dogs hate it and will not go near it.

That made my thoghts tender to shipping, as I often do, and the dogs that check imported goods. I have decided to fill 20,000 of these pungent mel ...[text shortened]... h of fags. Anybody up for it for ten grand?

PMS me.

No don't - I'm taking the pith! 😏
Incredibly disappointing thread...Totally misleading.

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
You were?
cmsMaster is taking a cold shower as we speak. 😕
Bingo.

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Originally posted by cmsMaster
Incredibly disappointing thread...Totally misleading.
Very firm. Maybe a little rounded at the edges. But I see your points! 😛

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