I have discovered a large melon in Thailand, almost like a guava. A single cut of a chunk from the skin reveals a pungent smell alike that of cat's precis water and faeces. Dogs hate it and will not go near it.
That made my thoghts tender to shipping, as I often do, and the dogs that check imported goods. I have decided to fill 20,000 of these pungent melons with contraband cigarettes and set them on sail to Southampton. Import and excise dogs will not venture towards these smelly balls of fruit.
I need a distributor in the UK to collect the metal box and ship it to Liverpool where one day's work should offload approximately a quarter of a million pounds worth of fags. Anybody up for it for ten grand?
PMS me.
No don't - I'm taking the pith! 😏
Originally posted by mikelomUSA shipments/distributorships a (business plan phase two) possibility?
I have discovered a large melon in Thailand, almost like a guava. A single cut of a chunk from the skin reveals a pungent smell alike that of cat's precis water and faeces. Dogs hate it and will not go near it.
That made my thoghts tender to shipping, as I often do, and the dogs that check imported goods. I have decided to fill 20,000 of these pungent mel ...[text shortened]... h of fags. Anybody up for it for ten grand?
PMS me.
No don't - I'm taking the pith! 😏
🙂
Originally posted by Grampy BobbyMmmmm. I hadn't considered those brands of smokes. A dialetic ad absurdum. Are we becoming corrupt or just synacle in old age? Does the risk factor increase with less dramatic resultants as we tend to our final stages? I, for one, only ''risk'' one possible outcome. That has to be success?
Of course. Demand is strictly for the "CW Brand" (crooked weeds). 🙂
Originally posted by mikelomNo, Mike. Just an attempted visual reference to the non-upright population
Mmmmm. I hadn't considered those brands of smokes. A dialetic ad absurdum. Are we becoming corrupt or just synacle in old age? Does the risk factor increase with less dramatic resultants as we tend to our final stages? I, for one, only ''risk'' one possible outcome. That has to be success?
of the land of no return. You read much more out than was put in.
Originally posted by mikelomIncredibly disappointing thread...Totally misleading.
I have discovered a large melon in Thailand, almost like a guava. A single cut of a chunk from the skin reveals a pungent smell alike that of cat's precis water and faeces. Dogs hate it and will not go near it.
That made my thoghts tender to shipping, as I often do, and the dogs that check imported goods. I have decided to fill 20,000 of these pungent mel ...[text shortened]... h of fags. Anybody up for it for ten grand?
PMS me.
No don't - I'm taking the pith! 😏