Last word thread (new edition)

@torunn said
🙂

I do, on occasion, wonder, as I lay on my death bed, what my last word will be...hopefully "Checkmate". 😉

@great-big-stees said
I do, on occasion, wonder, as I lay on my death bed, what my last word will be...hopefully "Checkmate". 😉

You'll never get the last word. You're married.

@kewpie said
You'll never get the last word. You're married.

... whereas singles always do.

@torunn said
... whereas singles always do.

Only if they have someone to say it to.

@kewpie said
Only if they have someone to say it to.

Could they not just say it to themselves?

@great-big-stees said
Could they not just say it to themselves?

They can and they do, and they only have to say it once. 🙂

@torunn said
They can and they do, and they only have to say it once. 🙂

What if they're "hard of hearing"?

@great-big-stees said
What if they're "hard of hearing"?

No more problem than a partner who won't listen... 🙂

@torunn said
No more problem than a partner who won't listen... 🙂

You don't need a listener anyway.

@kewpie said
You don't need a listener anyway.

I have many perceptive friends.

@torunn said
I have many perceptive friends.

I have many invisible friends.

😳

@ghost-of-a-duke said
I have many invisible friends.

😳

I have no friends. 😢

@great-big-stees said
I have no friends. 😢

Surely sir your sentence ended prematurely and should have read:

'I have no friends from Birmingham.'

We're all friends in here.

@kewpie said
We're all friends in here.

Friends and acquaintances.