I forget who it was, but they stated on here that something acceptable
would be a discussion of what your favorite sandwich filling would be.
So, for our American readers, and everyone else who likes turkey,
here is a important question at this time of year. What do you do with
all of that leftover turkey?
Send it to Russ, then he could eat it instead of his lunch, leaving
enough sandwichs to feed both the Squirrels & Pigeons. This in turn
would put an end to the Squirrel/Pigeon conflict. Further, local people
would be inspired by the example of the animals to make peace with
their enemies & a wave of harmious intention would sweep the
country. The firefighters & the government would come to some sort of
compromise making everyone happy. Vakso & Rhymyster will stop
fighting over the MAP crown, an instead share it by cutting it half
(although there will be some fierce negotiations over whom gets which
half) Eventually the mood will spread to both George B & Saddam H
who will bury the hatchet over a game of pool & a pint in the local pub
(dog & flute). Then rather than fighting, the goverments of the world
will spend all their energy solving the poverty problem until Finally
.........................World Peace Exists.
