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For the 10 minutes this stays on page one of this forum, I've been keeping my pimphand strong on the alley...back to back 700 series two weeks in a row...Phlabbit and Angie will understand 🙂

I actually bowled a 278 two weeks in a row...the 300 game is like the white whale always elusive.

I am ready for the "who gives a *&(*^^*" about bowling comments 😀

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Next time I bowl I will throw 5 strikes in a row, pick up 3 sweet splits, and have at least one clean game.

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Originally posted by Joe Fist
For the 10 minutes this stays on page one of this forum, I've been keeping my pimphand strong on the alley...back to back 700 series two weeks in a row...Phlabbit and Angie will understand 🙂

I actually bowled a 278 two weeks in a row...the 300 game is like the white whale always elusive.

I am ready for the "who gives a *&(*^^*" about bowling comments 😀
Nicely done!

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On both 278s I had the front 7, threw the 8 spare and punched out. I got ne-ne-nervous....😲

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Originally posted by Joe Fist
For the 10 minutes this stays on page one of this forum, I've been keeping my pimphand strong on the alley...back to back 700 series two weeks in a row...Phlabbit and Angie will understand 🙂

I actually bowled a 278 two weeks in a row...the 300 game is like the white whale always elusive.

I am ready for the "who gives a *&(*^^*" about bowling comments 😀
Is that Crown Green Bowling, or do you play by some local yokel hickey rules?

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Originally posted by Wildfire
Nicely done!
Thank you 🙂

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Originally posted by c99ux
Is that Crown Green Bowling, or do you play by some local yokel hickey rules?
Not sure what you are talking about but I am talking about bowling as in a bowling alley, rented shoes, and knocking down 10 pins. Usually really fat, beer drinking slobs who hang around chubby white trash chicks.

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Originally posted by Joe Fist
Thank you 🙂
Did you end up on tour yet? Can you get to Philly in May or June?

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Did you end up on tour yet? Can you get to Philly in May or June?

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My new hero is PDW!!!!! He kicked arse last week. I am not worthy to smell his shoes

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Originally posted by Joe Fist
Not sure what you are talking about but I am talking about bowling as in a bowling alley, rented shoes, and knocking down 10 pins. Usually really fat, beer drinking slobs who hang around chubby white trash chicks.
Is it an American bastardization of a good English game (like they did to rugby, cricket, etc)?

Oh, yes, I seem to remember.

Are you talking about "Skittles"?

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Originally posted by c99ux
Is it an American bastardization of a good English game (like they did to rugby, cricket, etc)?

Oh, yes, I seem to remember.

Are you talking about "Skittles"?
The candy? No I never heard of Skittles, the game.

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Originally posted by Joe Fist
The candy? No I never heard of Skittles, the game.
It's quite simple really, you stand 9 "Skittles" (they look a bit like beer bottles but they're a bit bigger and made of wood) at one end of an alley, and try to knock them down by rolling 3 wooden balls in their general direction. If you knock all the skittles down with less than three balls, you get to stand them all up again and roll the remaining balls. Then your opponents try to do the same.

The game is now dying out in most places, because pubs want to fill the spaces with tables, slot machines, etc.

Table skittles is a similar game on a much smaller scale, and the main difference with this game is that there is only one ball and it is connected to a long chain suspended from a pole, and the ball is swung towards the skittles.

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Originally posted by c99ux
It's quite simple really, you stand 9 "Skittles" (they look a bit like beer bottles but they're a bit bigger and made of wood) at one end of an alley, and try to knock them down by rolling 3 wooden balls in their general direction. If you knock all the skittles down with less than three balls, you get to stand them all up again and roll the remaining balls ...[text shortened]... is connected to a long chain suspended from a pole, and the ball is swung towards the skittles.
Ah. Well for all intensive purposes yep, that's bowling here in the States. Skittles sounds a little easier though.

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Originally posted by Joe Fist
Ah. Well for all intensive purposes yep, that's bowling here in the States. Skittles sounds a little easier though.
I bet it's harder... like duckpin bowling where you are lucky to shoot 130...

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Originally posted by Joe Fist
Ah. Well for all intensive purposes yep, that's bowling here in the States. Skittles sounds a little easier though.
Ten pin bowling is far easier for the following reasons:

1. The Alley / Lane is perfectly flat.
2. The balls are perfectly round.
3. The pins are consistently placed.

Skittles however:

1. The Alley / Lane can be sloping with many dents along the way.
2. The balls are oftern oval (ish) with many chips and dents etc so they sometimes bounce and swerve without notice.
3. The pins are re stacked by hand for about $5 per hour by a spotty teenager who doesn't care about the game.

Despite this skittles makes a far more interesting game.

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