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Lets hear it for constipation!

Lets hear it for constipation!

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I mean, face it. Nutritionists say it should come out like peanut butter. Well wiping is a pain in the butt! Look how many trees we would not have to kill if we were all constipated! Lets all eat cheese!

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Originally posted by sonhouse
I mean, face it. Nutritionists say it should come out like peanut butter. Well wiping is a pain in the butt! Look how many trees we would not have to kill if we were all constipated! Lets all eat cheese!
That's disgusting.

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Originally posted by sonhouse
I mean, face it. Nutritionists say it should come out like peanut butter. Well wiping is a pain in the butt! Look how many trees we would not have to kill if we were all constipated! Lets all eat cheese!
i am in awe of the cajones it takes to not only broach such a subject, but, to advocate vociferously in opposition to the status quo...

kudos, sonhouse...

may yer septic never clog,
and yer pipes keep running free...
may the splash not touch yer ass,
and thank you for saving a tree!!!

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Originally posted by sonhouse
I mean, face it. Nutritionists say it should come out like peanut butter. Well wiping is a pain in the butt! Look how many trees we would not have to kill if we were all constipated! Lets all eat cheese!
No $#!*

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Anyone who thinks this is an interesting thread is full of krap.

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My brother told me of being in the military and the weather was so cold he didn't want to use the latrine any more than necessary, so he scarfed all the peanut butter he could find, hoping to clog himself up. I'm like, you idiot, that just means you'll be out there for hours.

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"excessive use of this ingredient may have a laxative effect"

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if it weren't for constipation i would had never finished colbert's latest book










it was a slow read

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Originally posted by empovsun
if it weren't for constipation i would had never finished colbert's latest book










it was a slow read
I thought I would throw some shyte in the game🙂 All in good fun!

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No problems there more or less without thinking about the effects of my eating on my defecating...

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Originally posted by Ponderable
No problems there more or less without thinking about the effects of my eating on my defecating...
Bertrand Russell had a problem with constipation and a friend recommended some laxative or other. He said, I know it's a hard problem but I can work it out with a pencil🙂

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someone needs to make a "greats books to read when you're on the shatter" thread lol

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