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Lets hear it for constipation!

Lets hear it for constipation!

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That's terrible. Why would you even show us such a chart?

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Unscrupulous modifiers! Here is the original:

http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Bristol_Stool_Chart.png

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type 4

and enjoying it 😉

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4 and 5

I'm pathetically regular, and have to dally to get any reading done.

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Originally posted by apathist
4 and 5

I'm pathetically regular, and have to dally to get any reading done.
That is the library for a lot of us🙂

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Originally posted by sonhouse
I mean, face it. Nutritionists say it should come out like peanut butter. Well wiping is a pain in the butt! Look how many trees we would not have to kill if we were all constipated! Lets all eat cheese!
What nutricionists?
The crap should be like a sausage, not peanut butter. It's too soft and thin - which means that too many toxic subrstances go all over in your blood system. Constripation and soft crap are almost equaly bad for you.

Well, therefore - sausage. Not too hard. Wieanna grill sausage for example.

How to achieve it each day?

Oat meals, prunes, goat youghurt, salads.

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Originally posted by vandervelde
What nutricionists?
The crap should be like a sausage, not peanut butter. It's too soft and thin - which means that too many toxic subrstances go all over in your blood system. Constripation and soft crap are almost equaly bad for you.

Well, therefore - sausage. Not too hard. Wieanna grill sausage for example.

How to achieve it each day?

Oat meals, prunes, goat youghurt, salads.
Mmmmm. Sure sounds appetizing. Just reading it makes me want to go to the washroom/bathroom/loo/toilet/whatever...and in a hurry to boot.

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Type 2 looks exactly like my ex stinkin husband.



GRANNY.

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Originally posted by smw6869
Type 2 looks exactly like my ex stinkin husband.



GRANNY.
What an odd looking fellow he was/is. Were you alive at the time of your marriage?

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
What an odd looking fellow he was/is. Were you alive at the time of your marriage?
He was good in bed. What can i say.



GRANNY.

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Originally posted by smw6869
He was good in bed. What can i say.



GRANNY.
He looks to have been a "French Tickler".

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
He looks to have been a "French Tickler".
Oh my yes! And considering the fact that he had no arms, legs, or face he was quite the lover boy. He was accustomed to using a bit too much after shave lotion however.


GRANNY.

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Originally posted by smw6869
Oh my yes! And considering the fact that he had no arms, legs, or face he was quite the lover boy. He was accustomed to using a bit too much after shave lotion however.


GRANNY.
The French do tend to need to yes.

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