I Wanna be Captain of Noah's Ark: What Kind of Creature are You?!
DOG
What kind of dog carries your left over dinner? DOGGY BAG
What kind of dog sits around the next of a soldier? DOG TAGS
What kind of dog sits on a bun at a picnic? HOT DOG
What kind of dog is a rapper with a lot of style? SNOOP DOG
CHORUS
What kind of dog are you? What kind of dog are you? Tell me tell me true
What kind of dog are you? I'll give you the clues…what kind of dog are you?
COW
What kind of cow is a boy who rides a horse? COWBOY
What kind of cow is a girl who rides a horse? COWGIRL
And what kind of cow is actually a bell? A COWBELL
And what kind of cow do you sit on in your living room? COUCH
And what kind of cow helps you do your taxes? ACCOUNTANT
And what kind of cow likes to say all the numbers? COUNT
And what kind of cow is really, really scared? A COWARD
And what kind of cow comes out of your mouth when you jump off a high place? COWA BUNGA!
CHORUS
What kind of cow are you? What kind of cow are you? Tell me tell me true
What kind of cow are you? I'll give you the clues…what kind of cow are you?
YAK
What kind of yak floats down a river? KAYAK
And what kind of yak is crazy and lives in Maine? MANIAC
What kind of yak has trouble sleeping at night? INSOMNIAC
What kind of yak just can't um…can't …? AMNESIAC
And what kind of yak likes to talk talk talk talk talk? YAKITY YAK
PIG
What kind of pig grows out of the back of your head? PIG TAILS
What kind of pig likes to hold your pennies? PIGGY BANK
And what kind of pig carries you when you're tired? PIGGY BACK RIDE
And what kind of pig alks tay ike lay is thay? PIG LATIN
And what kind of pig is a component of a color? PIGMENT
And what kind of pig inspired my fair lady? PIGMAYLION
And what kind of pig is friends with winnie the pooh? PIGLET
And what kind of pig is friends with Charlie brown? PIG PEN
And what kind of pig is friends with Kermit the frog? MISS PIGGY
And what kind of pig goes wee wee wee all the way home? THIS LITTLE PIGGY
CHORUS
What kind of pig are you? What kind of pig are you? Tell me tell me true
What kind of pig are you? I'll give you the clues…what kind of pig are you?
BEE
What kind of bee was just born? BABY
What kind of bee could be yes or no? MAYBE
What kind of bee is absolutely free? FREEBEE
What kind of bee is plastic and flies thru the air? FRISBEE
What kind of bee sings all you need is love? BEATLES
What kind of bee is ah ah ah ah stayin alive? BEE GEES
And what kind of bee rocks a lobster? B52'S
And what kind of bee is the king of the blues? BB KING
And what kind of bee is the key of this song? B FLAT
And what kind of bee is on your windshield? B FLAT
What kind of bee comes from a cow? BEEF
What kind of bee are YOU? BEE-YOUTIFUL
CHORUS
What kind of bee are you? What kind of bee are you? Tell me tell me true
What kind of bee are you? I'll give you the clues…what kind of bee are you?
That's all my clues, the song is through!
("What Kind of Dog are You?" from Happy Accidents, the NEWEST CD!)
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