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Originally posted by UmbrageOfSnow
Who else out there is sitting alone at their computer looking at the forums of an internet chess site on a Friday night while all their friends are out having fun with girlfriends/boyfriends?

For how many is this how you usually spend friday nights?

I'm so lonely.
As your Doctor, I strongly recommend the immediate application of mind altering substances. The acquisition of some highy quality porn will be necessary to minimize the chance of a relapse.

Drugs + Porn = No Loneliness

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This song is bound to cheer you all up:

Lone-lyyyyy im so lonely,
I have nobody,
To call my owwnnn
Im so lonely, im mr. Lonely
I have nobody,
To call my owwnnn
Im so lonely,

(ad nauseam)

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
This song is bound to cheer you all up:

Lone-lyyyyy im so lonely,
I have nobody,
To call my owwnnn
Im so lonely, im mr. Lonely
I have nobody,
To call my owwnnn
Im so lonely,

(ad nauseam)
That cracks me up, I mean, what would make a rapper snigger about more than another (supposed rapper) using bloody chipmunk voice in his song? I cannot believe this was number one in the UK. I thought it was a joke the first time I heard it, alas....

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Originally posted by Starrman
I thought it was a joke the first time I heard it, alas....
Me too. Then my sister got it for her ring tone. That was a sad day.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Me too. Then my sister got it for her ring tone. That was a sad day.
Grounds for changing her phone language to Arabic perhaps?

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Originally posted by Starrman
Grounds for changing her phone language to Arabic perhaps?
Chipmunks chanting in Arabic...sounds more soothing already.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Chipmunks chanting in Arabic...sounds more soothing already.
وَحِي جدًّا وَحِي


EDIT: Dammit, no Arabic support 🙁

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Originally posted by Starrman
وَحِي جدًّا وَحِي


EDIT: Dammit, no Arabic support 🙁
Don't worry, it has approximately the same effect. (Hey, I can see it in the "previous post" as I'm typing).