About sodding time.
Could you only supply games with better graphics next time or is that too much to ask???
Have you got over this mid life crisis thing yet or you still trying to "find yourself" (how gay)?
Your mate Trev was knocking about over your way, America or Australia or there about, he was here a few days ago banging on about getting rolled by a couple of lady-boys or something.
Let us know if you need return steerage fare.
If you see Trev, tell him his tea is ready.
😉
Edit: Geartaker is a quality time waster.