Originally posted by Ice ColdYou are an unbelievable stud. All of the ladies lust for you. All other chess players fear you. If you would consent to the nomination, you would be elected President of the United States unanimously. You were the person Carly Simon sand about in the song "You're So Vain".😀😀😀😀😀😀
I am really bummed out. Say something funny to make me laugh. 🙁
Originally posted by shortcircuitQuoting my daily affirmation doesn't make me laugh. 😕
You are an unbelievable stud. All of the ladies lust for you. All other chess players fear you. If you would consent to the nomination, you would be elected President of the United States unanimously. You were the person Carly Simon sand about in the song "You're So Vain".😀😀😀😀😀😀
Originally posted by Ice Coldwhat is so important about being able to kiss Chuck Norris' ass? I am not impressed. You can kiss alot of people's asses and I wouldn't be impressed. I guess next, you will want to kiss my ass? "If ya feel lucky punk....just go for it"
You forgot the part about me being able to kick Chuck Norris' ass. 😞
Originally posted by ThinkOfOneThey pee their suits. But they never crap them.
I was just watching "Modern Marvels" on the History Channel. As they were about to go to commercial, they threw out the following as a teaser: "Have you ever wondered how astronauts go to the bathroom? Up next, going where no man has gone before."
Originally posted by Raven69Wasn't trying to give you an image, was stating the fact. I worked at NASA for 20 years hand in hand with the space program. Knew several of the astronauts and many of the Mission Control personnel. Alan Shepherd was the first to pee in his suit. FYI.
Thank you for the mental image...😞
Originally posted by pawnhandlerIf they had a fly to unzip, they would have been killed because they would have lost the pressurization and oxygen inside the suit. It would have been sucked into a vaccuum. So, they may have wanted to, but they couldn't do it.
Lots of guys do that. I'm just wondering if they were tempted, even a little bit, to ... write their name on the moon.