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Originally posted by Ice ColdWell since I just had my birthday:
I am really bummed out. Say something funny to make me laugh. 🙁
People have so much pressure to have fun on their birthday. They're always like "God, I can't believe I have to work on my birthday! I can't believe I have to go to the grocery store on my birthday! I can't believe I have to pay bills on my birthday! ...I can't believe I'm paying for sex on my birthday!"
"Bananas are just the opposite of stoplights. On a stoplight green means go, yellow means slow down, and red means stop. On a banana green means wait, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the hell did you get that banana!?"
"I got an antfarm. Them fellas didn't grow crap!"
One that I saw on here:
"Lady walks into a Lexus dealership, goes over to a car and starts to look at it. A saleman is helping her, and while she's looking at it a little fart slips out, but it's quiet and the salesman doesn't say anything, so she thinks it's ok. After a test drive she's convinced that she wants to buy it. 'How much does it cost' she asks. The salesman replies 'Listen, if you farted looking at the car, then you'll sh** when you see the price.'"
Originally posted by shortcircuitEvidently they've since gone high-tech. For instance, the space shuttle actually has a bathroom. The most difficult problem was that of weightlessness, so they have suction devices for containing the waste.
If they had a fly to unzip, they would have been killed because they would have lost the pressurization and oxygen inside the suit. It would have been sucked into a vaccuum. So, they may have wanted to, but they couldn't do it.
Originally posted by ThinkOfOneActually they don't have a bathroom per se. They do have a hose that is used to collect the waste. They clean and recycle the water used to shower as well via a water collection tube. But, all of those devices are inside the capsule or craft, not outside on the planet surface. They don't want to have to cut short a skywalk or a moon walk because one of the astronauts has to go to the can.
Evidently they've since gone high-tech. For instance, the space shuttle actually has a bathroom. The most difficult problem was that of weightlessness, so they have suction devices for containing the waste.
