This couple go to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon and are watching the auctioning off of bulls. The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off, "A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year." The wife nudges her husband in the ribs and comments, "See! That was more than 5 times a month!" The second bull is to be sold, "Another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last year." Again the wife bugs her husband, "Hey, that's some 10 times a month. What do you say to that?" Her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison. The third bull is up for sale, "And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 365 times last year!" The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells, "That's once a day, every day of the year! How about you?" The husband was pretty irritated by now and yells back, "Sure, once a day! Great! But, you ask the auctioneer if they were all with the same cow!"
Originally posted by shortcircuitIt would probably have been funnier if you'd told it right...
this bull reproduced 60 times last year." The wife nudges her husband in the ribs and comments, "See! That was more than 5 times a month!" The second bull is to be sold, "Another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last year." Again the wife bugs her husband, "Hey, that's some 5 times a month.
Originally posted by shavixmirI was thinking that, I know my maths isn't a strong point but looks like the first two bulls were reproducing the same although the 2nd was suppose to be better??
It would probably have been funnier if you'd told it right...
Must have been using the withdrawal technique!!
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Originally posted by rmackenOnce a day is too dangerous. I tried it once and it blew my socks off.
I was thinking that, I know my maths isn't a strong point but looks like the first two bulls were reproducing the same although the 2nd was suppose to be better??
Must have been using the withdrawal technique!!
😵
Now I wouldn't even consider it.
If I make two moves against the same opponent in one day
the second is always a mistake
So with sex.
Or am I too old-fashioned ?
You are, of course, using bulls symbolically to refer to rhp-like
activities
Originally posted by Raven69Oh! That's a pitty. 😵
Sorry I can't, I'm trying to keep my posts PG-13...😵
PM me then. 😵
BTW: A guy in chess forum wants to know about my system. I told him it is a good book but i'm sure you know much more about that book than me so check that thread and see if you can help him out.
Originally posted by adam warlockyour gastrointestinal system or your nervous system? Hopefully not your cardiovascular system...
Oh! That's a pitty. 😵
PM me then. 😵
BTW: A guy in chess forum wants to know about my system. I told him it is a good book but i'm sure you know much more about that book than me so check that thread and see if you can help him out.