Man Arrested for Farting At Police

Originally posted by Sam The Sham
Yeah you'd better be careful I told the mods I wasn't renewing my membership next month specifically because of your stalking, don't think you're too popular with them right now. Notice all the idiotic posts you put up that they had to remove? When you start chasing away business and costing the site money you're becoming a liability so don't be too smug, you're not making any friends.

Dear Russ,

I hope this post finds you well.

I, hereby, would like to let you know that I am not renewing my subscription because you have allowed certain users to visit these public forums, and I don't like them. They are mean and rude and do not think like me. Even worse... they don't love me! :'(

Hence, I will not renew my subscription, and I will dedicate all my free time to hang around with ATY in our bicycles in our lovely L.A. neighborhood, showing our Mexgang tattoos and threatening the safety of the hood with our water pistols. Some weed we'll do as well.

Viva La Raza!

Kind regards,
Seitse

Originally posted by Seitse
I just wanted to be your friend so you could take me to the next triple K meeting :'(

Originally posted by Palynka
You shouldn't have farted in his direction, then.

Originally posted by Seitse
I couldn't help it! It goes with the stereotype, you know.

Ay caramba! 😲

Originally posted by Palynka
Too many beans and chili can have that effect.

Another reason why sardines are SUPERIOR.

Originally posted by Seitse
Señor Palynka wants some fiesta with Seitse, uh?

I can make you my piñata, señor, and I am a big hombre.

😠

Originally posted by Palynka
What are you wearing?

Originally posted by Seitse
A mariachi costume, why?

Originally posted by Palynka
Your voice was a bit squeaky. Too tight?

Originally posted by Seitse
Not as much as a matador costume, but a little bit.

I think the voice pitch has more to do with where I hide the trumpet.

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
You've got a matador routine as well? Crikey.

Originally posted by Seitse
Hey, I have a Besame mucho routine, a Ay ay ay ay routine, and a where am I hiding the trumpet routine. But the matador routine I had to discontinue since my trained chihuahua refuses to wear the plastic horns anymore.

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
I'm sure Sunburnt or dyl could be persuaded to don the helmet.

Originally posted by adramforall
Aw boo hoo.

What makes you think Seitse is unpopular with the mods?

Did you report all the so called idiotic posts that wre removed?

Are you threatening Seitse?

Here is a [b]GG for you.

The last user I GG'd left the site because I did so. 😛

Seitse has one new friend.

🙂[/b]