Man Arrested for Farting At Police

Originally posted by Ray Gunz I
PRICELESS!!! Give that man a beer!

... and some curried eggs... 😳

Originally posted by uzless
ASSOCIATED PRESS

SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va.–A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer.

Jose A. Cruz, 34, of Clarksburg, was pulled over early Tuesday for driving without headlights, police said. According to the criminal complaint, Cruz smelled of alcohol, had slurred s ...[text shortened]... contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Patrolman Parsons," the complaint alleged.

pure genius!

Originally posted by uzless
ASSOCIATED PRESS

SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va.–A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer.

Jose A. Cruz, 34, of Clarksburg, was pulled over early Tuesday for driving without headlights, police said. According to the criminal complaint, Cruz smelled of alcohol, had slurred s ...[text shortened]... contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Patrolman Parsons," the complaint alleged.

It would have been a more serious charge, had he "pulled mud."

Originally posted by Seitse
Fancy trying?

I'm too tall.

Originally posted by uzless
ASSOCIATED PRESS

SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va.–A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer.

Jose A. Cruz, 34, of Clarksburg, was pulled over early Tuesday for driving without headlights, police said. According to the criminal complaint, Cruz smelled of alcohol, had slurred s ...[text shortened]... contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Patrolman Parsons," the complaint alleged.

That's not battery. How stupid.

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
That's not battery. How stupid.

They don't call it silent but DEADLY for nothing.

GRANNY.

Originally posted by Seitse
No, I don't know what you mean.

Please explain.

yes, it seemed like a mexican tradition to me

Originally posted by irontigran
yes, it seemed like a mexican tradition to me

To fart? To disobey authority?

Mmmhhh...

Originally posted by Seitse
To fart? To disobey authority?

Please write that for me in Spanish, I want to engrave it on a beam in my massive colonial study. And write it out in regular, disciplined capitals on station walls to strike fear into the hearts of train commuters.

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Please write that for me in Spanish, I want to engrave it on a beam in my massive colonial study. And write it out in regular, disciplined capitals on station walls to strike fear into the hearts of train commuters.

Pedorrearse? Desobedecer a la autoridad?

Originally posted by Sam The Sham
Yeah you'd better be careful I told the mods I wasn't renewing my membership next month specifically because of your stalking, don't think you're too popular with them right now. Notice all the idiotic posts you put up that they had to remove? When you start chasing away business and costing the site money you're becoming a liability so don't be too smug, you're not making any friends.

common by your argument, half the subscribers should run away screaming in agony because of the nonsense DSR and granny post.

take it like a man, if you don't like someone, don't hit your head with a hammer in protest, hit that someone with the hammer.