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Man Arrested for Farting At Police

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SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va.–A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer.

Jose A. Cruz, 34, of Clarksburg, was pulled over early Tuesday for driving without headlights, police said. According to the criminal complaint, Cruz smelled of alcohol, had slurred speech and failed three field sobriety tests before he was handcuffed and taken to a police station for a breathalyzer test.

As Patrolman T.E. Parsons prepared the machine, Cruz scooted his chair toward Parsons, lifted his leg and "passed gas loudly," the complaint said.

Cruz, according to complaint, then fanned the gas toward the officer.

"The gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Patrolman Parsons," the complaint alleged.

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Originally posted by uzless
ASSOCIATED PRESS

SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va.–A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer.

Jose A. Cruz, 34, of Clarksburg, was pulled over early Tuesday for driving without headlights, police said. According to the criminal complaint, Cruz smelled of alcohol, had slurred s ...[text shortened]... contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Patrolman Parsons," the complaint alleged.
LOL πŸ˜€

only a "jose cruz" (if you know what i mean) could pull that off.
very funny! cops drool over power, but when you rip buncheeks they feel threatened πŸ˜•

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Originally posted by uzless
ASSOCIATED PRESS

SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va.–A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer.

Jose A. Cruz, 34, of Clarksburg, was pulled over early Tuesday for driving without headlights, police said. According to the criminal complaint, Cruz smelled of alcohol, had slurred s ...[text shortened]... contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Patrolman Parsons," the complaint alleged.
Priceless

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Originally posted by uzless
ASSOCIATED PRESS

SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va.–A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer.

Jose A. Cruz, 34, of Clarksburg, was pulled over early Tuesday for driving without headlights, police said. According to the criminal complaint, Cruz smelled of alcohol, had slurred s ...[text shortened]... contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Patrolman Parsons," the complaint alleged.
Another lovely example. Is it any wonder I and many others have lost all respect for the police?

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Originally posted by irontigran
only a "jose cruz" (if you know what i mean) could pull that off.
No, I don't know what you mean.

Please explain.

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Originally posted by Seitse
No, I don't know what you mean.

Please explain.
Viva Mexico cabrones?

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Originally posted by irontigran
LOL πŸ˜€

only a "jose cruz" (if you know what i mean) could pull that off.
very funny! cops drool over power, but when you rip buncheeks they feel threatened πŸ˜•
Maybe the cop thought the guy had AIDS and he would waft a few viruses his way....

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Originally posted by Palynka
Viva Mexico cabrones?
Don't spoil the fun. I was embarking in another racial stereotype fishing trip to stalk the crap out of a bystander 😠

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PRICELESS!!! Give that man a beer!

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Originally posted by Seitse
Don't spoil the fun. I was embarking in another racial stereotype fishing trip to stalk the crap out of a bystander 😠
Yeah you'd better be careful I told the mods I wasn't renewing my membership next month specifically because of your stalking, don't think you're too popular with them right now. Notice all the idiotic posts you put up that they had to remove? When you start chasing away business and costing the site money you're becoming a liability so don't be too smug, you're not making any friends.

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Originally posted by Sam The Sham
Yeah you'd better be careful I told the mods I wasn't renewing my membership next month specifically because of your stalking, don't think you're too popular with them right now. When you start chasing away business and costing the site money you're becoming a liability so don't be too smug.
You went crying to the mods? I thought you were above such unmanly behaviour.

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Originally posted by Sam The Sham
Yeah you'd better be careful I told the mods I wasn't renewing my membership next month specifically because of your stalking, don't think you're too popular with them right now. Notice all the idiotic posts you put up that they had to remove? When you start chasing away business and costing the site money you're becoming a liability so don't be too smug, you're not making any friends.
So you're scared of an unarmed Mexican living in Europe?

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
You went crying to the mods? I thought you were above such unmanly behaviour.
He was being a jerk and had it coming, garbaging up every thread.

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Originally posted by Sam The Sham
Yeah you'd better be careful I told the mods I wasn't renewing my membership next month specifically because of your stalking, don't think you're too popular with them right now. Notice all the idiotic posts you put up that they had to remove? When you start chasing away business and costing the site money you're becoming a liability so don't be too smug, you're not making any friends.
Aw boo hoo.

What makes you think Seitse is unpopular with the mods?

Did you report all the so called idiotic posts that wre removed?

Are you threatening Seitse?

Here is a GG for you.

The last user I GG'd left the site because I did so. πŸ˜›

Seitse has one new friend.

πŸ™‚

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Originally posted by Sam The Sham
He was being a jerk and had it coming, garbaging up every thread.
You shouldn't put jerk and coming in the same sentence πŸ˜›