Man Who Shoots Himself in ***** Gets HARD Time

Only in 'Merica! This is frikkin' priceless lol
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Portland man who accidentally shot himself in groin falsely claimed homeless man robbed, fired gun at him

A Portland man who accidentally shot himself in the groin but told police he was robbed and shot by a homeless man at a bus stop was sentenced to nearly six years in federal prison.

https://www.oregonlive.com/crime/2020/06/portland-man-who-accidentally-shot-himself-in-groin-claimed-a-homeless-man-robbed-fired-gun-at-him.html

@earl-of-trumps said
Only in 'Merica! This is frikkin' priceless lol
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Portland man who accidentally shot himself in groin falsely claimed homeless man robbed, fired gun at him

[i]A Portland man who accidentally shot himself in the groin but told police he was robbed and shot by a homeless man at a bus stop was sentenced to nearly six years in federal ...[text shortened]... tland-man-who-accidentally-shot-himself-in-groin-claimed-a-homeless-man-robbed-fired-gun-at-him.html

so
did he shoot his penis?

whatever it was ms kewpie said

and i'll bet it was a doozy

i approve

a shot in the groin, ouch
a shot in the penis, double ouch

@lemondrop said
a shot in the groin, ouch
a shot in the penis, double ouch

and
because the unsafetyed weapon was in his waistband
the shell casing wasn't ejected properly and that hot lil sucker left a circular tattoo in a GREAT spot for a circular tattoo

hope he gets better

@rookie54 said
whatever it was ms kewpie said

and i'll bet it was a doozy

i approve

It was something along the lines of if someone can get 6 years in prison for lying about who shot him no wonder people are getting the death penalty in America for burglary.

@trev33 said
It was something along the lines of if someone can get 6 years in prison for lying about who shot him no wonder people are getting the death penalty in America for burglary.

So lying with impunity and trying to get a homeless person incarcerated is cool?

So false witness has consequences, who knew?

@suzianne said
So lying with impunity and trying to get a homeless person incarcerated is cool?

So false witness has consequences, who knew?

Non sequitur much?

@divegeester said
Non sequitur much?

Apparently you haven't been coached on what 'non sequitur' means.

@suzianne said
Apparently you haven't been coached on what 'non sequitur' means.

non se·qui·tur
/ˌnän ˈsekwədər/
noun
a conclusion or statement that does not logically follow from the previous argument or statement.
"his weird mixed metaphors and non sequiturs"

Could give some examples so I can be straight on that one?

-VR

@rookie54 said
whatever it was ms kewpie said

and i'll bet it was a doozy

i approve

Argue with the Moderator who removed it. Had be something against the TOS!

I have no idea what it even was!

They did their job as I never saw it.

-VR

@very-rusty said
non se·qui·tur
/ˌnän ˈsekwədər/
noun
a conclusion or statement that does not logically follow from the previous argument or statement.
"his weird mixed metaphors and non sequiturs"

Could give some examples so I can be straight on that one?

-VR

Cheese stinks, thus Chocolade is delicious.

ohhhh, kewpie. what'cha gone and done now!

I just thought the whole thing was hilarious. "The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight"

lol

@ponderable said
Cheese stinks, thus Chocolade is delicious.

Thanks Pondy but it was a rhetorical question for Suzie Q, I think she knew this. 😉

-VR