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  1. SubscriberEarl of Trumps
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    Only in 'Merica! This is frikkin' priceless lol
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    Portland man who accidentally shot himself in groin falsely claimed homeless man robbed, fired gun at him

    A Portland man who accidentally shot himself in the groin but told police he was robbed and shot by a homeless man at a bus stop was sentenced to nearly six years in federal prison.

    https://www.oregonlive.com/crime/2020/06/portland-man-who-accidentally-shot-himself-in-groin-claimed-a-homeless-man-robbed-fired-gun-at-him.html
  2. SubscriberKewpie
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  3. Subscriberlemondrop
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    @earl-of-trumps said
    Only in 'Merica! This is frikkin' priceless lol
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    Portland man who accidentally shot himself in groin falsely claimed homeless man robbed, fired gun at him

    [i]A Portland man who accidentally shot himself in the groin but told police he was robbed and shot by a homeless man at a bus stop was sentenced to nearly six years in federal ...[text shortened]... tland-man-who-accidentally-shot-himself-in-groin-claimed-a-homeless-man-robbed-fired-gun-at-him.html
    so
    did he shoot his penis?
  4. Subscriberrookie54
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    16 Jun '20 00:41
    whatever it was ms kewpie said

    and i'll bet it was a doozy

    i approve
  5. Subscriberlemondrop
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    a shot in the groin, ouch
    a shot in the penis, double ouch
  6. Subscriberrookie54
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    @lemondrop said
    a shot in the groin, ouch
    a shot in the penis, double ouch
    and
    because the unsafetyed weapon was in his waistband
    the shell casing wasn't ejected properly and that hot lil sucker left a circular tattoo in a GREAT spot for a circular tattoo

    hope he gets better
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    @rookie54 said
    whatever it was ms kewpie said

    and i'll bet it was a doozy

    i approve
    It was something along the lines of if someone can get 6 years in prison for lying about who shot him no wonder people are getting the death penalty in America for burglary.
  8. SubscriberSuzianne
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    @trev33 said
    It was something along the lines of if someone can get 6 years in prison for lying about who shot him no wonder people are getting the death penalty in America for burglary.
    So lying with impunity and trying to get a homeless person incarcerated is cool?

    So false witness has consequences, who knew?
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    @suzianne said
    So lying with impunity and trying to get a homeless person incarcerated is cool?

    So false witness has consequences, who knew?
    Non sequitur much?
  10. SubscriberSuzianne
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    @divegeester said
    Non sequitur much?
    Apparently you haven't been coached on what 'non sequitur' means.
  11. SubscriberVery Rusty
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    16 Jun '20 12:56
    @suzianne said
    Apparently you haven't been coached on what 'non sequitur' means.
    non se·qui·tur
    /ˌnän ˈsekwədər/
    noun
    a conclusion or statement that does not logically follow from the previous argument or statement.
    "his weird mixed metaphors and non sequiturs"

    Could give some examples so I can be straight on that one?

    -VR
  12. SubscriberVery Rusty
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    @rookie54 said
    whatever it was ms kewpie said

    and i'll bet it was a doozy

    i approve
    Argue with the Moderator who removed it. Had be something against the TOS!

    I have no idea what it even was!

    They did their job as I never saw it.

    -VR
  13. SubscriberPonderable
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    @very-rusty said
    non se·qui·tur
    /ˌnän ˈsekwədər/
    noun
    a conclusion or statement that does not logically follow from the previous argument or statement.
    "his weird mixed metaphors and non sequiturs"

    Could give some examples so I can be straight on that one?

    -VR
    Cheese stinks, thus Chocolade is delicious.
  14. SubscriberEarl of Trumps
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    16 Jun '20 14:45
    ohhhh, kewpie. what'cha gone and done now!

    I just thought the whole thing was hilarious. "The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight"

    lol
  15. SubscriberVery Rusty
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    @ponderable said
    Cheese stinks, thus Chocolade is delicious.
    Thanks Pondy but it was a rhetorical question for Suzie Q, I think she knew this. 😉

    -VR
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