Man whores

Originally posted by yo its me
Well, it's about that time that (IMO) guys realise these things and start thinking about settling down.

As appealing as that may be to me, I haven't got the financial ability to support such actions!

Originally posted by wormwood
how are things going on the planet where women don't want sex? is it true that women there don't fart either?

Most girls I know like that, live quite far away, and as such, I wouldn't be able to smell them anyway. 😲

Originally posted by Bad wolf
As appealing as that may be to me, I haven't got the financial ability to support such actions!

No, and the fact that you know that is also why you are older then your age.

Originally posted by wormwood
I can fly and shoot lasers from my eyes.

Who can't?

Originally posted by yo its me
Flying-Good for you. The lasers umm sound a little painfull, but hey it saves on fireworks.

I bet I can fly higher then you though.

😀

there's really no contest with all that pressure building up.



watch out for the spontaneous combustion though.

Originally posted by wormwood
there's really no contest with all that pressure building up.



watch out for the spontaneous combustion though.

LOL!!

#KARBOOM!!!#

Originally posted by Bad wolf
It has come to my attention that the majority of the male population are man whores, only wanting to get into relationships in order to get sex, going out to seedy bars and clubs, only to get laid.
There seems to be notion of being a 'stud' for acting in such a manner, I prefer to think of them as being 'womanising jerks' myself though, worthy only of my ...[text shortened]... hey have thoughts and feelings too, and I think we should all respect that.

**Rant over**

my dog has feelings and emotions too, but do i care? no.

Originally posted by david haworth
my dog has feelings and emotions too, but do i care? no.

What point are you making here?? Please elaberate...

Originally posted by david haworth
my dog has feelings and emotions too, but do i care? no.

Thanks. I needed a good laugh. 😀

Originally posted by Bad wolf
It has come to my attention that the majority of the male population are man whores, only wanting to get into relationships in order to get sex, going out to seedy bars and clubs, only to get laid.
There seems to be notion of being a 'stud' for acting in such a manner, I prefer to think of them as being 'womanising jerks' myself though, worthy only of my ...[text shortened]... hey have thoughts and feelings too, and I think we should all respect that.

**Rant over**

Why are your posts always about YOU and what YOU think and why YOU love to talk about never having sex with anything ever and so on...? Seems a bit odd. 😞 I just hope you've learned something......

Originally posted by Bad wolf
It has come to my attention that the majority of the male population are man whores, only wanting to get into relationships in order to get sex, going out to seedy bars and clubs, only to get laid.
There seems to be notion of being a 'stud' for acting in such a manner, I prefer to think of them as being 'womanising jerks' myself though, worthy only of my ...[text shortened]... hey have thoughts and feelings too, and I think we should all respect that.

**Rant over**

whose pants are you tring to get into with that bit?

Originally posted by Bad wolf
It has come to my attention that the majority of the male population are man whores, only wanting to get into relationships in order to get sex, going out to seedy bars and clubs, only to get laid.
There seems to be notion of being a 'stud' for acting in such a manner, I prefer to think of them as being 'womanising jerks' myself though, worthy only of my ...[text shortened]... hey have thoughts and feelings too, and I think we should all respect that.

**Rant over**

A whore is someone who earns money for sex.
Moron.

Originally posted by Bad wolf
Most girls I know like that, live quite far away, and as such, I wouldn't be able to smell them anyway. 😲

You're so far in the closet, that you're having adventures in Narnia.
-Jimmy Carr

Originally posted by Bad wolf
It has come to my attention that the majority of the male population are man whores, only wanting to get into relationships in order to get sex, going out to seedy bars and clubs, only to get laid.
There seems to be notion of being a 'stud' for acting in such a manner, I prefer to think of them as being 'womanising jerks' myself though, worthy only of my ...[text shortened]... hey have thoughts and feelings too, and I think we should all respect that.

**Rant over**

Crap. And here I thought this thread was going to discuss in detail a new way for me to earn a little extra spending money in my spare time.

*walks away mumbling something about false advertising....*

Originally posted by Bad wolf
As appealing as that may be to me, I haven't got the financial ability to support such actions!

warning! warning! false assumption alert!
i'm shocked to read the clear symptoms that you are suffering under that outdated macho notion that you're not a real man unless you are the breadwinning hero. that is most unbefitting a true gigolo 😕