Mangled Motives

@neilarini said
...shrubberies are doing it for themselves.

A super summer of sport is coming because...

... to think differently wouldn't be sporting.

I only boil my eggs because...

@wolfe63 said
... to think differently wouldn't be sporting.

I only boil my eggs because...

...my wife takes offence if I drink them.

Breakfast traditions have a value because...

@ponderable said
...my wife takes offence if I drink them.

Breakfast traditions have a value because...

… sticking to what works makes it certain that the meal is tasty.


Canoeing the placid lakes is exhilarating because...

@earl-of-trumps said
… sticking to what works makes it certain that the meal is tasty.


Canoeing the placid lakes is exhilarating because...

...I always do it naked.

Today I consumed three slugs and a caterpillar because...

@ghost-of-a-duke said
...I always do it naked.

Today I consumed three slugs and a caterpillar because...

I am a cat with a misplaced sense of adventure and an unusual palate.

I only purchase fluorescent orange underwear because...

@petewxyz said
I am a cat with a misplaced sense of adventure and an unusual palate.

I only purchase fluorescent orange underwear because...

...it’s easier to detect me in the wild that way.

I drink my coffee black because...

@hakima said
...it’s easier to detect me in the wild that way.

I drink my coffee black because...

I'm a free spirit.

I often go out late at night for …...

@the-gravedigger said
I'm a free spirit.

I often go out late at night for …...

canaries.

I weary of this motiveless existence because...

@deepthought said
canaries.

I weary of this motiveless existence because...

i am able to do as i please.

decision making is not my forte, as i...

@hakima said
...it’s easier to detect me in the wild that way.

I drink my coffee black because...

red is suspicious color for coffee.

the only reason i want money is to...

@rookie54 said
red is suspicious color for coffee.

the only reason i want money is to...

buy a giant safe to keep my money in.

I always meet the world with at least a half smile on my face because...

@petewxyz said
buy a giant safe to keep my money in.

I always meet the world with at least a half smile on my face because...

..I wear fluorescent orange underwear.


I always wake up at 4:32 am because...

@ghost-of-a-duke said
..I wear fluorescent orange underwear.


I always wake up at 4:32 am because...

I have all my best ideas at 4.31 a.m.

I write microfiction at 4.33 a.m. because...

@petewxyz said
I have all my best ideas at 4.31 a.m.

I write microfiction at 4.33 a.m. because...

...more than 100 words have not been kept in my memory.

I can't go back to sleep until 5 minutes before the alarm starts, because...

@petewxyz said
I have all my best ideas at 4.31 a.m.

I write microfiction at 4.33 a.m. because...

...the Ghost expects me to.

Cats don't wear trousers because...