Mangled Motives

@rookie54 said
alcohol is just that powerful.

i eat tomato soup with chopsticks because...

---It's my last meal and I want to stretch the time

I take part in this game, because...

@ponderable said
---It's my last meal and I want to stretch the time

I take part in this game, because...

... I'm easily amused.

When someone close to me sneezes, I ...

@wolfe63 said
... I'm easily amused.

When someone close to me sneezes, I ...

feel glad that I have always worn a suit of armour.

I hate the sound of other people cleaning their teeth because...

@petewxyz said
feel glad that I have always worn a suit of armour.

I hate the sound of other people cleaning their teeth because...

...that means I am so near to them.

The sun rises in the east because...

@ponderable said
...that means I am so near to them.

The sun rises in the east because...

...there's an escalator near Japan.

The west is wild because...

@neilarini said
...there's an escalator near Japan.

The west is wild because...

...you have to take the stairs.

Cain slew Abel because...

@js357 said
...you have to take the stairs.

Cain slew Abel because...

...he wanted to be listed as first Living son in the alphabetical list.

Americans call Budweiser "beer" because...

@ponderable said
...he wanted to be listed as first Living son in the alphabetical list.

Americans call Budweiser "beer" because...

...the word "piss" was already assigned a use.

Beer is best when...