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I have heard it said that if a comedian says a silly word once most people just think "what is he going on about" but by the time he has repeated it again several more times (usually using a special voice) then people are starting to laugh at it.

So, if you are ever stuck for a good line on a date (as we all know, those girls loooove a good sense of humour.... yes, you dont find me using acronyms.) just think of the most random word you can and drop it in at regular intervals in an increasingly strange tone of voice and by the end of the night she will be laughing with you too.

N.B. This has been known to backfire, so make sure you do it somewhere she is trapped with you and obliged to stay (waiting for some sort of transport, or in a resteraunt would be prime choices) otherwise not only will she think you are crazy but then go on to tell all her friends of this fact and you end up with a bit of a reputation..... well I didnt say it gives 100% success but if you are a bit of a gambler like me then you will try it out.

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LOL!! Dose this work better then the wedding ring idea you had a while ago? 😀

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i had a mate who like to say the word "gibbon" when talking to the ladies. some thought he had a crazy sence of humour and loved it others thought it was tourettes and and he still got a few pity sh**s, however he was a handsome fella so he could just stand there and drool while soiling him self and he would still do well.

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
I have heard it said that if a comedian says a silly word once most people just think "what is he going on about" but by the time he has repeated it again several more times (usually using a special voice) then people are starting to laugh at it.

So, if you are ever stuck for a good line on a date (as we all know, those girls loooove a good sens ...[text shortened]... say it gives 100% success but if you are a bit of a gambler like me then you will try it out.
I just tried this with my wife, and now i'm on stoppage of talk. Thanks for nothing 😠

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Originally posted by stellspalfie
i had a mate who like to say the word "gibbon" when talking to the ladies. some thought he had a crazy sence of humour and loved it others thought it was tourettes and and he still got a few pity sh**s, however he was a handsome fella so he could just stand there and drool while soiling him self and he would still do well.
I think there is definately something in that - women feel an attraction to men they think are somehow mentally inferior (maybe it is their instinct to mother). In fact, I have found it has even worked for me in the past, when I was pretending, but I usually mess it up in the end by showing my real self.

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i reckon you have to be different things depending on their menstrual cycle. no good being funny the week before, you need to be all manly around ovulation and nice and sensitive the rest of the time.
ive asked my missus if she will make a gant chart of emotion so i know how to act and when, she could also give me a list of appropriate things to joke and talk about and colour co-ordinate it with her emotion gant chart. thats the way to a happy relationship.

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
I think there is definately something in that - women feel an attraction to men they think are somehow mentally inferior (maybe it is their instinct to mother). In fact, I have found it has even worked for me in the past, when I was pretending, but I usually mess it up in the end by showing my real self.
Hi Chix, this is Mike's wife. He said 'BLURB' and I now have him tied up.

Chix or wotever ur nam is, thanks, I dominate him in leather now, and he's choking on my cat.

He's a gooner have been soon. Internet mai? dee mak mak.

- Oil.

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blurb.......blurb.......Blurb.....BLURB!!!!!!!!!!!!



no, nothing happening here, my missus just wants me to change the babies nappy then walk the dogs.....oh yeahhh thats how we roll.

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Originally posted by stellspalfie
i reckon you have to be different things depending on their menstrual cycle. no good being funny the week before, you need to be all manly around ovulation and nice and sensitive the rest of the time.
ive asked my missus if she will make a gant chart of emotion so i know how to act and when, she could also give me a list of appropriate things to joke ...[text shortened]... ut and colour co-ordinate it with her emotion gant chart. thats the way to a happy relationship.
Hahaha!!

If you knew the rules they would have to change, tis the law!

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
I have heard it said that if a comedian says a silly word once most people just think "what is he going on about" but by the time he has repeated it again several more times (usually using a special voice) then people are starting to laugh at it.

So, if you are ever stuck for a good line on a date (as we all know, those girls loooove a good sens ...[text shortened]... say it gives 100% success but if you are a bit of a gambler like me then you will try it out.
Would this be a kind of foreplay? Me guesses... SO!

Same as Ministry Of Defence! 😠

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
I have heard it said that if a comedian says a silly word once most people just think "what is he going on about" but by the time he has repeated it again several more times (usually using a special voice) then people are starting to laugh at it.

So, if you are ever stuck for a good line on a date (as we all know, those girls loooove a good sens ...[text shortened]... say it gives 100% success but if you are a bit of a gambler like me then you will try it out.
No offense but my middle schooler does this and he thinks it is hilarious.

It does not seem to be working well with the girls.

😀

Edit: He also uses "random" as a verb. Such as: Dude, I can't believe you took that jump, you are totally random!

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Originally posted by mlprior
No offense but my middle schooler does this and he thinks it is hilarious.

It does not seem to be working well with the girls.

😀

Edit: He also uses "random" as a verb. Such as: Dude, I can't believe you took that jump, you are totally random!
Isn't that using Random as a noun?

Wouldn't using random as a vrb be more like "I'm totally going to random this chess game" ?

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Isn't that using Random as a noun?

Wouldn't using random as a vrb be more like "I'm totally going to random this chess game" ?
Try adjective. A verb would be like "Maqke" as in thread title "Maqke your own comedy."

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Originally posted by Jamin
Try adjective. A verb would be like "Maqke" as in thread title "Maqke your own comedy."
No, i was thinking about "random this chess game", as in to play randomly....but using it to describe the act of playing randomly rather than describing the playing. . .thus making it a doing word.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
No, i was thinking about "random this chess game", as in to play randomly....but using it to describe the act of playing randomly rather than describing the playing. . .thus making it a doing word.
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