Martial Law ...

@very-rusty said
Everyone all over the world seems to be a frenzy stocking up. They cleaned out Costco a big warehouse where people shop out of toilet paper. I fellow over in Newfoundland bought 32 cartons of toilet tissue with 189 rolls in each carton, now that is crazy!

He's selling it.

@suzianne said
Give me his address, I might have to "visit" him.

It was me 😞

I can’t wait for you to show up! 😊
I have wanted a date for soooo long!
(Seriously)

@very-rusty said
Everyone all over the world seems to be a frenzy stocking up. They cleaned out Costco a big warehouse where people shop out of toilet paper. I fellow over in Newfoundland bought 32 cartons of toilet tissue with 189 rolls in each carton, now that is crazy!

-VR

In a year's time, he'll still be living on toilet paper sandwiches.

@kewpie said
In a year's time, he'll still be living on toilet paper sandwiches.

I have eaten TP.
Disgusting 🤮

@handyandy said
He's selling it.

You are correct, turns out for 5 times the price he bought it for!

That can't even be legal? Any Lawyers around with an answer for that one?

-VR

@ogb said
yes I have guns that are legal and my right to own. I just got back from my bank, withdrawing most of my funds.

Very smart move. You beat the rush and you actually got your money

@earl-of-trumps said
Very smart move. You beat the rush and you actually got your money

How would you consider this to be a smart move? He could have his own gun used on him and the money stolen.

-VR

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Was queuing politely today for my cheese and pickle sandwich and the chap next to me had 6 jars of green olives in his basket.

Strange world.

Obviously a man of distinction. Lover of martinis and six jars should last him a while.

@great-big-stees said
Obviously a man of distinction. Lover of martinis and six jars should last him a while.

6 Jars that is a lot of martinis wouldn't you say?

-VR

"Marty, I've just come back from 2040, and they're still using the toilet paper they hoarded in 2020!"

@pawnpaw said
"Marty, I've just come back from 2040, and they're still using the toilet paper they hoarded in 2020!"

Ahhhhhh....Hoarded not Herded that is what goad was making fun of like a teenager would. Or an adult still acting like a teenager, not meaning to insult any of you bright teenagers out there!

-VR

"A lot" is a relative term.

@great-big-stees said
"A lot" is a relative term.

A relative term is a term that makes two or more distinct references to objects (which may be the same object, for example in "The Morning Star is the Evening Star"😉. A relative term is typically expressed in ordinary language by means of a phrase with explicit or implicit blanks.
Relative term - Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org › wiki › Relative_term

-VR

@very-rusty said
A relative term is a term that makes two or more distinct references to objects (which may be the same object, for example in "The Morning Star is the Evening Star"😉. A relative term is typically expressed in ordinary language by means of a phrase with explicit or implicit blanks.
Relative term - Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org › wiki › Relative_term

-VR

Thanks for that tidbit VR but I am aware of what relative, in that instance, means.

Yes I'm stocking up on everything I can get.. ... Everyone else can fend for themselves..I'm not sharing !!