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Mary had a little lamb

Mary had a little lamb

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Mary had a little lamb

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Her father shot it dead
And now it goes to school with her
Between two lumps of bread

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all possession is theft, mary must pay for her capitalist crimes!!!!

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Originally posted by Seitse
Mary had a little lamb
Why she didn't realise when the sheep asked her to put on her wellington boots he only had one thing in mind, we will never know 😉

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Was that lamb cloned?

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Mary had a little lamb,
The doctor was surprised.
Old MacDonald had a farm,
The doctor nearly died!

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That's what she gets for sleeping in the barn.

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But Mary saw the price of meat
had rised, which didn't please her
tonight she's having leg of lamb
the rest is in the freezer

Dave

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mary had a little lamb with mustard on rye

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Mary had a little lamb,
She thought it was quite silly,
She threw it up in the air,
And caught it by it's willy.

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Originally posted by Freddie2006
Mary had a little lamb,
She thought it was quite silly,
She threw it up in the air,
And caught it by it's willy.
Mary had a little lamb.
She also had a duck;
She put them on the kitchen floor
To see if they........

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Originally posted by Mathurine
Mary had a little lamb.
She also had a duck;
She put them on the kitchen floor
To see if they........
Struck? 😉

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Originally posted by Mathurine
Mary had a little lamb.
She also had a duck;
She put them on the kitchen floor
To see if they........
hmmmmm? what rhymes with duck? let me see...truck(no)....buck(no)....*snaps fingers* I got it !....Cluck!😀

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Mary had a little lamb,
She also had a bear,
I've often seen her little lamb,
But never seen her bare.