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Math Proof that Girls are Evil

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Someone asked for another math joke so...


First we state that to get girls you'll need time and money...

Girls = Time x Money

And as well all know "Time is Money"....

Time=Money

Therefore....

Girls = Money x Money
....... = (Money)2

And because money is the root of all evil...

Money = ______
........ \ / evil

It follows that....

Girls = _____ 2
.... ( \ / evil )


So we are therfore forced to conclude that....

Girls = Evil

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Never reveal the name of the person who asked for a
math joke... never... 😞

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Originally posted by uzless
Someone asked for another math joke so...


First we state that to get girls you'll need time and money...

Girls = Time x Money

And as well all know "Time is Money"....

Time=Money

Therefore....

Girls = Money x Money
....... = (Money)2

And because money is the root of all evil...

Money = ______
........ \ / evil ...[text shortened]... ( \ / evil )


So we are therfore forced to conclude that....

Girls = Evil
Doesn't quite work because if

Girls = Time x Money

Then girls = Time x Time

Which makes no sense

πŸ˜‰

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Originally posted by adramforall
Doesn't quite work because if

Girls = Time x Money

Then girls = Time x Time

Which makes no sense

πŸ˜‰
Think about how long a lady takes to get ready for a night out... 😞

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Originally posted by uzless
Someone asked for another math joke so...


First we state that to get girls you'll need time and money...

Girls = Time x Money

And as well all know "Time is Money"....

Time=Money

Therefore....

Girls = Money x Money
....... = (Money)2

And because money is the root of all evil...

Money = ______
........ \ / evil ...[text shortened]... ( \ / evil )


So we are therfore forced to conclude that....

Girls = Evil
Surely time and money = Time + money! πŸ˜‰

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
Surely time and money = Time + money! πŸ˜‰
Ha, get a girlfriend...your money disappears in multiples the more time you spend with them

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Originally posted by uzless
Ha, get a girlfriend...your money disappears in multiples the more time you spend with them
What kind of girls are you going out with then? πŸ™„

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
Surely time and money = Time + money! πŸ˜‰
Don't call me surely

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Originally posted by FrenchQueen
What kind of girls are you going out with then? πŸ™„
les brunettes, les yeux blue, avec les petites mains, une fille que moi complimentes et ne pas demandez que je explique tout les jours... πŸ˜›

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Originally posted by uzless
les brunettes, les yeux blue, avec les petites mains, une fille que moi complimentes et ne pas demandez que je explique tout les jours... πŸ˜›
The same as the rest us then.

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Originally posted by uzless
les brunettes, les yeux blue, avec les petites mains, une fille que moi complimentes et ne pas demandez que je explique tout les jours... πŸ˜›
Blue-eyed brunettes with small hands who complement you and do not ask you to explain every day. Makes perfect sense. πŸ˜•

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Originally posted by FrenchQueen
Blue-eyed brunettes with small hands who complement you and do not ask you to explain every day. Makes perfect sense. πŸ˜•
glad you get the point

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Originally posted by uzless
And because money is the root of all evil...
Wrong, go back and read it again.

It actually says, "...the LOVE of money is the root of all evils..."

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Originally posted by uzless
Someone asked for another math joke so...


First we state that to get girls you'll need time and money...

Girls = Time x Money

And as well all know "Time is Money"....

Time=Money

Therefore....

Girls = Money x Money
....... = (Money)2

And because money is the root of all evil...

Money = ______
........ \ / evil ...[text shortened]... ( \ / evil )


So we are therfore forced to conclude that....

Girls = Evil
I loved it.
Rec'd.πŸ˜€

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sin x divided by n=six= 6?