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Why small hands?!! Have you got some kind of fetish?!!!

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Originally posted by nicklaus
Why small hands?!! Have you got some kind of fetish?!!!
Gotta check the feet, the feet is where it's at...
The feet tell all about a person...

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Originally posted by uzless
Someone asked for another math joke so...


First we state that to get girls you'll need time and money...

Girls = Time x Money

And as well all know "Time is Money"....

Time=Money

Therefore....

Girls = Money x Money
....... = (Money)2

And because money is the root of all evil...

Money = ______
........ \ / evil ...[text shortened]... ( \ / evil )


So we are therfore forced to conclude that....

Girls = Evil
Unless you are a lawyer, where:

time = (money)^2

Now, redo your whole formula!

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Originally posted by Suzianne
Wrong, go back and read it again.

It actually says, "...the LOVE of money is the root of all evils..."
Why are you worries, my dear?

You are not a girl...you are a GOD-ess. 😉

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Originally posted by uzless
Someone asked for another math joke so...


First we state that to get girls you'll need time and money...

Girls = Time x Money

And as well all know "Time is Money"....

Time=Money

Therefore....

Girls = Money x Money
....... = (Money)2

And because money is the root of all evil...

Money = ______
........ \ / evil ...[text shortened]... ( \ / evil )


So we are therfore forced to conclude that....

Girls = Evil
so girls=evil

assuming that communism is evil...

communism = evil

equality is transitive so...

communism = girls

girls = Time x Money

Substituting girls for communism..

communism = Time x Money

"time is money" so...

communism = Money^2

SO COMMUNISM = LOTS OF MONEY???????!!!!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by YUG0slav
so girls=evil

assuming that communism is evil...

communism = evil

equality is transitive so...

communism = girls

girls = Time x Money

Substituting girls for communism..

communism = Time x Money

"time is money" so...

communism = Money^2

SO COMMUNISM = LOTS OF MONEY???????!!!!!!!!!!
communism itself does not equal evil. The way it is applied determines its relative strength or weakness.

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Originally posted by adramforall
Doesn't quite work because if

Girls = Time x Money

Then girls = Time x Time

Which makes no sense

😉
Girls = Times Square?

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you are all such poindexters. i bet you could be heard screaming for your mummy as the school bully broke your glasses. chumps

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Originally posted by FJslotplease
you are all such poindexters. i bet you could be heard screaming for your mummy as the school bully broke your glasses. chumps
ooh! Get you!

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I always thought...

Girls = Nagging?

Money = Girls

Therefore...

Nagging about money = Girls?

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Girls may be evil, but women are lovely!

😉

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Originally posted by FJslotplease
you are all such poindexters. i bet you could be heard screaming for your mummy as the school bully broke your glasses. chumps
I used to be a hockey instructor on weekends for adults who wanted to learn how to skate. There was this one guy who could barely stand up on skates that always made fun of how poor skaters the rest of the group was. He acted like he really didn't need to be there because he thought he wasn't a poor skater.

I didn't understand why until now.

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like i said. "MY GLASSES!!!"

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Originally posted by FrenchQueen
Blue-eyed brunettes with small hands who complement you and do not ask you to explain every day. Makes perfect sense. 😕
None of those around these parts... The brunettes all have cow-eyes.
Kinda scary when you see them staring at ya. 😳