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Math Proof that Girls are Evil

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Originally posted by arrakis
None of those around these parts... The brunettes all have cow-eyes.
Kinda scary when you see them staring at ya. 😳
Cow eyes?

Does that mean their eyes are large?

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Originally posted by mlprior
Girls may be evil, but women are lovely!

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For sure 😉

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Originally posted by mlprior
Cow eyes?

Does that mean their eyes are large?

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Oh yeah... I used to think they were sexy, but then I had this weird girlfriend. When she spent the night I would wake up to see her standing over me... staring at me. When I asked her what she was doing? she said, "just watching you while you sleep."

Kinda creepy.... those huge dark objects scrutinizing my body while I was sleeping.

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Originally posted by arrakis
Oh yeah... I used to think they were sexy, but then I had this weird girlfriend. When she spent the night I would wake up to see her standing over me... staring at me. When I asked her what she was doing? she said, "just watching you while you sleep."

Kinda creepy.... those huge dark objects scrutinizing my body while I was sleeping.
Oh my gosh, that is more than we needed to know.

I've heard that people with large, bulging eyeballs are psychotic. I think it is just common knowledge, not something you learn in school.

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Originally posted by mlprior
people with large, bulging eyeballs
You mean like this guy? http://www.spiegel.de/videoplayer/0,6298,13318,00.html

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Originally posted by Nordlys
You mean like this guy? http://www.spiegel.de/videoplayer/0,6298,13318,00.html
Yes, Nordlys, exactly!

Now you can't tell me something isn't mentally wrong with that guy!

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that was...disturbing

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even numbers are female and odd numbers are male. we can see this both in the NHs numbering system and in the ancient chineese culture (there, prime numbers were macho males, while non-primes were effeminate males).

two wrong do not make a right. from this we can conclude that wrong is even and right is odd, as

wrong+wrong=wrong,
right+right=wrong.

thus, males are always right.

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Originally posted by uzless
les brunettes, les yeux blue, avec les petites mains, une fille que moi complimentes et ne pas demandez que je explique tout les jours... 😛
les dames de la noir?

if that isn't right, don't blame me - i don't speak Belgian :-D